Kate Maynard 

KATE MAYNARD IS A FUCKING GODESS! She can beat you to death in a milisecond and she is THICCCC! She is kind in every way but DO NOT GO TO HER DARK SIDE! She hates friends that pretend to be insecure and say stuff like "oh i know you hate me blah blah blah" to make her feel bad. DONT LOSE HER IF SHE IS YOUR FRIEND! But do not mess with her. She can get physco..but she is a goddess and the best person that you could have in your life. SHE IS A BADDASS

Jakoby: "Hey you know that girl Kate Maynard?"
Chris: "Oh yea! She is a BADASS! The best person EVER!"

Kate Maynard by summer.maii December 10, 2019

Mactarded

The feeling you get when switching from PC to Mac.

I would normally be able to do that on my computer, however I recently switched from PC to Mac and I'm still Mactarded.

Mactarded by Mistress Julie December 29, 2008

James Maynard Keenan

Quite literally a genius.
He is the lead singer of Tool. Keenan is ranked with Marilyn Manson in terms of musical talent, ability to write and perform music successfully, and to the untrained eye and ear, creepiness. If anyone needs any proof that James Maynard Keenan is a genius, simply listen to these songs:

Wings For Marie
10,000 Days (Wings pt 2)
Aenima
Eulogy
Schism
The Pot
Vicarious

But most importantly:
Lateralus

Lateralus was written in an unusual way. It was written so that the lyrics begin at 1 minute 38 seconds. This is equal to what is known as the Golden Ratio, which is 1.618. It is the most pleasing number to the human eye and has been seen in nature. The lyrics follow the Fibbonacci Sequence, which has also been seen in nature, although it is not certain why.

James Maynard Keenan is a genius

James Maynard Keenan by Cartmaniac August 6, 2009

Maynard

A term used in the competitive game, StarCraft, to describe whenever someone transfers their workers from their main base to the natural expansion.

Huk needs to maynard his workers to get the maximum economic potential of his probes.

Maynard by Ghordin November 13, 2011

Maynard

The art of cumming on a Moose.

Boy 1: Hey man, what you been up to?
Boy 2: Not much, just went and did a Maynard
Boy 1: Woah Dude! Nice one.

Maynard by marshmadfarm August 24, 2010

DIRTY MAYNARD

V. The act of extruding your partners asshole with your mouth then inserting it into your ass while both taking a shit.

GF 1. Last night I sucked his asshole so hard its still popped out.

GF 2. OMG you gave him a Dirty Maynard?
GF 1. Girl you know I did!!!
GF 2. I hope you cleaned up afterward...?
GF 1. That shit was so hard to get out.

DIRTY MAYNARD by dirty maynard December 8, 2014

Maynard Jensen 

The only person who loves the cock more than Anna Nicole Smith.

Wow, Maynard Jensen would give Anna Nicole a run for her money.

Maynard Jensen by blueskiesblueeyes April 3, 2009