Creepo Marx 

when a someone acts in a creepy manner.

Alyssa lurks on Jeff Takeover a lot... What a Creepo Marx

Creepo Marx by Jeff Takeover June 3, 2010

Karl Marx 

A German political philosopher who wrote the Manifesto of the Communist Party (Communist manifesto), Das Kapital, and was the editor in chief of the liberal newspaper "Neue Rheinische Zeitung". Is the father of modern communism and has a tight grave in england that some idiots tried to blow up with a pipe bomb in 1970.

In works such as Das Kapital and 11th Thesis on Feuerbach, Karl Marx stated that “greed will be the death of capitalism” because the wages of an average working class man was not enough to be put back into the capitalist system. When later capitalist economists read Marx’s writings, the concept of consumerism was born. In this system, a factory worker will be paid enough to purchase a product that his factory made. This purchase allows a manager to extract surplus value from their workers by selling them a product for more than they were paid to make it. Repeat this process for millions of workers, and you have a consumer society. In this way Marx defined modern economics over 150 years ago, at the beginning of the Industrial Revolution.

Karl Marx by matinabetterhat January 20, 2009

karl marx 

Karl Marx was a pretty smart guy, a heavy drinker and smoker, and a lover, too. Aparently a very good father. A scientist who found a scientific basis for socialism, the first step of a type of society called communism, and the first step after capitalism. The father of historical materialism. Always hated people who spoke of a socialism but not including communism, which would automatically follow up after socialism. His picture was pretty much destroyed by people like Stalin, castro, Mao and several socialists.

Karl Marx realized that most people who starve aren't lazy. And that there's something wrong with that. After that, he found out that sience is on his side, too.

karl marx by Nikita Lion October 24, 2007

Karl Marx 

Chap who lived back in the nineteenth century. Grew a big beard, in which he invested quite a lot. Had a good head for mathematics and wrote a lot about property and political evolution. A bit boring, not always on the money, and misunderstood by airheads and meatheads, as dead white males usually are. He overestimated both human generosity and the idea of membership of the working class as a badge of pride. Someone recently posted that he taught that the lazy should be allowed leech off the hard-working. This actually is a pretty good picture of present-day America, where the lazy keep getting away with it because the hard-working keep voting for them.

Karl Marx. A bit esoteric, but a middling good read if you like to stretch yourself.

Karl Marx by Fearman November 18, 2007

Karl Marx 

(person)
A cool guy with a wafro and a Noah beard who invented a supposedly wonderful system called communism. Unfortunately this doesnt work for a couple reasons-
-Dipshits like Stalin tried to seize absolute power within communist nations; which, of course, corrupts absolutely.
-There are too many assholes for communism to work, and large amounts of people don't like to co-operate.

-"The modern eduction system is a bastardisation of Marxist theory, warped into a sickening variation of a dictatorship."

-"I FUCKIN LOVE YOUR HAIR, KARL MARX!!!!"

Karl Marx by theresnofreenamesonUD March 12, 2008

Karl Marx 

The least appreciated member of a famous 1930s Hollywood family. Unlike his brothers; Chico, Harpo, Groucho, Gummo, and Zeppo, Karl did not star in any black and white comedic films. Dissapointed with his own failure to achieve cinimatic immortality. Karl sought consolation through his writing.

"This manifesto is definately the least funny thing ever produced by the Marx brothers. Karl Marx is definately the least talented member of the family."

Karl Marx by spider jerusalem June 3, 2005

Pulling a Marx 

using a run-on sentence repeatedly, usually to meet the requirements of an essay
this is in reference to Marx’s frequent use of run-on sentences in his writings (ex: The Communist Manifesto)

dude, i’m pulling a marx to meet the word count of mrs. johnson’s english assignment

Pulling a Marx by saturnicide January 12, 2021