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East Lansing High School 

A school in Michigan with 1000+ teens who don’t know how to act. The school is very divided and you’re either solo or in a huge group of friends that eventually will break off. The staff is nice with a few exceptions but like every other school the teachers have favorites, and fall out of love with their job and it shows. Party’s always kinda suck because no one knows how to have fun anymore. The girls there are pretty and kind (on the outside) but also will stab you in the back, a lot of them are insecure and sad but they hide it with trying to overachieve at everything. The guys there like to get with every girl before they “settle down” and don’t know how to make up their minds about anything + they’re mediocre looking. I hope everyone at ELHS can get their heads out of their asses and be a little nicer. It’s not that hard. We do pretty good at sports though.
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(Noun)- A foreign born misogynist man that derives joy in bickering with women as they secretly desire to be one.
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Brown Lasso 

(n.) This act must be performed carefully and tediously. It involves lifting up a toilet seat, pooping in a neat circle on the rim of the toilet, and then closing the toilet seat on top of the poop, creating an oreo-like shit cookie.
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Old Northumbrian(ModernNorthern English-Lowland Scottish) origin word for Girl.

Origin from old Norse/Anglian word Laskura
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Lasik Head 

When you give your partner head and their orgasm is so strong, they are temporarily unable to see straight.
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Nice girl.
Bonny. (scottish) slang for nice.
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