Pretty much the best man alive! He loves hot chicks and getting boobs . he gets more girls then jesse zellers, jordan koos, and bj moss combined. All the girls dig him and he gets 12th graders and megan fox.
"Where two rivers meet" If your into bible bumping and cousin fuckin', this is the place for you. You want to swim in the beautiful rivers? Well, topless is the only requirement. Where White Natives rule the land and you would be stupid to stand in their way. If your good at sports you get laid a lot...by your family
"I heard they marry their families in Kooskia"
Kooskia? I got high with some White Natives down their"
This was a word made up by dandy. It came from the football player Shefti Kuqi, but he said 'kooshty' instead of Kuqi. It quickly caught on. It means 'ok', 'cheers' or 'good'.
joe "i have bought you a new t-shirt"
dandy "shefti kooshty"