grandmas kisses 

the greatest and funniest edit of Spongebob
Squarepants in the world. if you do not see it you will live the rest of your life in shame and dishonor

"I gotta boner!"
"Grandmas Asscheeks"
"My wang is as hard as a prosthetic leg."
"Grandmas kisses"

grandmas kisses by Lolaws December 18, 2008

starfish kisses 

(1) the marks left on a bed after a particularly messy round of anal sex.

(2) The act of kissing the starfish, or analingus, performed by either a man or a woman, on either gender.

(1)
"Jenna left me starfish kisses after last night's fuckfest... Can you believe that nasty bitch?"

(2)
You liked those starfish kisses I gave you last night in the shower, didn't you? I knew you liked being rimmed... You just had to try it.

starfish kisses by Azaroth A. March 11, 2006

fish kisses 

when two people stand back to back, bend over, pull butt cheeks open, and touch buttholes

fish kisses are how baby fish are made

fish kisses by pacman666 November 21, 2011

Kissless Virgin 

A person who has never been, even slightly, intimate with another.

The opposite of a fuckboi is a kissless virgin

Kissless Virgin by Hondipo May 21, 2019

Virginity Kisses 

popping a girls cherry with your tounge while eating her out

Gene Simmons has probably given plenty of virginity kisses

Virginity Kisses by jordiggernigger September 25, 2011

kisses chainsaws 

Ugly or having a very unattractive appearance.

Dude, that chick is so ugly I bet she kisses chainsaws.

kisses chainsaws by Figleaf23 January 14, 2009

backshot kisses 

When your fucking your partner doggy style or when he/she's on her hands and knees and you pull their hair or head back and give them a sexual and lustfull kiss

I was doggying Sadè yesterday and I gave her backshot kisses

backshot kisses by Sharde123 January 22, 2017