Kerrington 

A thick a girl that is light skin and light brown hair, and nappy hair.

That girl is a Kerrington

Kerrington by Captin_Fluffkin January 28, 2017

kerbing the goose 

Euphemism for male masturbation.

'He kerbed the goose'
'I was kerbing the goose'
'He kerbed the goose real good'

kerbing the goose by Goose kerber July 1, 2008

keening 

the act of being, wanting or trying to be a nerd;

P. Eng J: We must write reports for certain work terms. This term is not required, but I'm still writing one anyways
Dr. M: Why?
P. Eng J: Because I want to write one now so I can submit it for my subsequent work term. Yes doctor I'm KEENING, help me please.

keening by Engineer May 13, 2005

kering

To ker is to introduce two close, even intimate, friends from completely different spheres of your life, and watch them fall madly in love, within days.

Person A: Wait, isn't that your office mate and your second grade teacher off making out in the corner?

Person B: Yeah, I had a barbecue for my birthday, and invited a bunch of different people who knew me, and before I knew it, I was kering half the people there. My racketball buddy ended up with my dentist, too...

Person A: Wow, a double-kerin at one party? AWESOME!

kering by boticelli February 7, 2010

Kerfingus 

A walrus like vagina that oozes froyo while ejaculating. It is often found shivering and chattering its 17 rows of shark like teeth.

(Tusks included)

My kerfingus is really itchy.

I'm about to eat this kerfingus cream.

Kerfingus by BulgingButthole May 3, 2014

Kerfing 

Having an elderly man sit on your face with his pants off and his butthole shaved while you penitrate his anus with your tongue

Me and my elderly neighbor are going kerfing later

Kerfing by Tmankow1700 March 9, 2018

Kerting 

When a person named Kert goes Karting

He is Kerting

He is Kerting

Kerting by dono2000 April 20, 2019