jerkin the gherkin 

A term used for male masturbation. Unsure of the background, maybe there are some guys out there with green vinegary penises.

"Brian had enough of MTV, so he turned to Television X for some real porn. Aroused, he began jerkin' the gherkin".

jerkin the gherkin by Ben Rockitt May 10, 2004

Jerking From Home 

The art of telling your employer that you will be working from home, when your sole intention is to stream youporn all day.

Stace: Michael, when were you last in the office?
Michael: It's been months now, I've been (JFH) jerking from home

Stace: Okay, some were worried that you had a massive stroke or something

Michael: You're not too far off the mark...

Jerking From Home by RandyRhoads84 June 17, 2020

pocket jerking 

Jerking off with your hand that is in your pocket.

He was tried pocket jerking to hide the fact he was jacking off through his pocket.

pocket jerking by hdhdhdhd897897 February 7, 2014

Purple Jerkin 

The act of twisting one's penis until it's purple, then masturbating furiously.

"Yo, I'm straight purple jerkin right now."

"Last night I purple jerked so hard I popped at least 8 blood vessels."

Purple Jerkin by Tungsten Pimp January 19, 2022

jerking on 

The act of masturbating and failing to ejaculate.

Jerking on last night gave me blue balls.

jerking on by Blue Ballas of MTU April 10, 2009

speed jerking 

one of the most dangerous forms of jerking in which one attempts to jerk to a song with incredibly fast tempo and usually does not succeed resulting in a broken ankle/leg

i went to the ER for speed jerking

speed jerking by Blahblahwhogivesafuck February 19, 2010

buff jerking 

The swag someone feels while wearing a leather jacket.

Look at Justin. He's buff jerking in that jacket.

buff jerking by jhunt0123 February 20, 2011