the jason shumwhey 

The guy who volunteers to be the last car of the train in the all man gang bang in prison...from day one.

I love being in front of the jason shumwhey every friday night!

the jason shumwhey by wet squirrel prod April 7, 2005

Jason syndrome 

A person that has friends but doesnt play with them. Will soon loose contact and be by himself.

Kenneth has friends but rather play something else. Its called Jason syndrome.

Jason syndrome by Timmii July 1, 2018

Jason Spezza 

A Word or name to describe ones inability to do anything good or correct. It is used to let the person know who is doing something dumb that they are being a complete plug and useless human being.

This word is named after a hockey player who is a slow and plug like individual who does not add any value to his team during the playoffs.

Shut up Spezza!
That was such a jason spezza thing to say (or do).

Wow spezza what are you good for?

Roughly translated these all mean that the individual is being useless and a plug.

Jason Spezza by greenB April 28, 2010

Jason Statham 

British Actor but not your faggy tea sipping Brit. He's one of the baddest motherfuckers in the world. In fact, he's considered by many to be Chuck Norris successor for the "manliest man in the world" title.

One of the few dudes it's okay for straight men to have a crush on.

if you punch Jason Statham in the face, you will break your hand and dislocate your shoulder.

Jason Statham by BadassDude May 26, 2009

jason statham 

an ultimate badass. unstoppable in every instance. one who can kick your ass with his eyes closed. one who fears nothing and pwns everything. its simple enough, if you fight jason statham you lose. show me an army and you will show me a thousand victims of a jason statham ass-kicking. CHUCK NORRIS PRAYS TO JASON STATHAM BEFORE GOING TO BED.

i pray to the father, the son, the holy spirit, and the father's father, jason statham. please watch over me.

the people who say this prayer never die...

jason statham by mr. bradley March 2, 2011

jaxon sheppard 

a awesome person with a HUGE penis and is really good at hockey and other sports

logan-is that jaxon sheppard?
jeremy-yeah i have heard he has a really big penis

jaxon sheppard by dab69 July 2, 2016

jason shuda 

A awsome kid that is really hot but never shows his true identity but is funny kind and the guy of your dreams

Jason Shuda is amazing

jason shuda by Shuda March 28, 2017