One Man Human Centipede 

A trick that surgeons use on patients who are being disrepectful to them or their staff. The procedure involves attaching penis to anus.

"This guy flashed one of the nurses. So I gave him the old One Man Human Centipede. Was fucking hilarious!"

One Man Human Centipede by twindle April 11, 2015

Human Boobi-centipede 

The moment when several females (most of the time strippers) give a motorboat to and equivalent number of male. Each Female after a certain time (30 sec to couple minutes) will have to move to her right in an orderly fashion so that every male of the group is motor boated by every girls.

In the end it does look like a centipede of boobs moving.

first invented in Budapest @ P2 Club in 2014 by a group of french lads.

Hey Peter what should we do for Sam stag do we 12 and don't have a good group activity ?

Well, let's organize him an Human Boobi-centipede at the strip club for him

Awesome idea can't wait to see 24 boobs !

Human Boobi-centipede by Wilbaune September 18, 2014

Human Spooning Centipede 

a line of people laying chest to back (facing the same direction) with one another, making a long line of spooners.

courtney mitchells favourite thing to do is spoon like a human spooning centipede

Human Spooning Centipede by taraishilarious October 21, 2010

Human fartbox centipede 

Multiple boys line up in a line with their buttocks exposed and spread the cheeks. Each boy tongue punches the boys in-fronts butthole and rims gently whilst reaching round and cupping the balls to work the shaft . This then symbolises the look of a centipede. (Usually results in cumquake of 7.8 on Richter scale).

For example Cameron, scott and Rhys make the perfect human fartbox centipede.

Human fartbox centipede by Spudoncus March 21, 2021

Human Centipeding 

The act of three people engaged in the act of eating the butthole of the person in front of them. The person in front is known as position 1, with the numbers increasing down the line. More than three people is possible, but is strong discouraged.

It was good, until the other three people started human centipeding all over the place.

Human Centipeding by thisistotallynotmyname May 19, 2011

Human CentiPad 

The Human CentiPad is a fictional creation in the season premier of season 15 of South Park. It is a play on the creation of an evil German plastic surgeon and the movie The Human Centipede, in which three people are joined together A2M in order to make a creature with one gastral tract.

The Human CentiPad is the same as mentioned above, but has an iPhone attached to the fact and iPad attached to the rectum. Kyle Broflovski forms the infamous "middle piece." It has 3G capabilities and does not know how to read. It prefers cuttlefish and burritos as its main source of food.

Since Eric Cartman was f*cked by his mom in a Best Buy, Steve Jobs decided to give Eric the first ever Human CentiPad.

Human CentiPad by GerblesGerbles123 May 21, 2011

HUMAN CENTiPAD 

Human Centipad is a defective high-tech tablet computer including 3 people attached to each others with the colon developed and marketed by Apple . Finally the project for this item was canceled due to the fact that human centipad couldn't read.

Person 1: Whoah look at me i bought the Human Centipad!

Person 2: Lame, it can't read!

HUMAN CENTiPAD by chewbew May 23, 2011