Filthy Helga 

Cousin to a Dirty Sanchez. Unlike the Dirty Sanchez, the poop is not on the female's upper lip, instead wipe it between her eyebrows like a unibrow *resembeling a oversized cockeyed russian nanny named helga*

damn last nite my girl got mad at me beacuase she wanted a filthy sanchez and instead i gave her my new move the filthy helga its when you rub the shit between her eyebrows lol

Filthy Helga by big dick flores August 16, 2007

warden number helga 

A total and utter man beast of a woman often assotiated with the army or military. she is so ugly that she is not given a proper name and is referd to as number helga.

Warden number helga get here now and swab the poop deck.

warden number helga by hannah March 30, 2005

Nurse Helga Bumgames 

A mythical 6 foot blonde nurse who works in Stockholm General Hospital, Sweden. Or just a ho in a nurse's costume in Kings Cross, London.

Whatever the condition her male patients might have, Nurse Helga Bumgames would administer a lingering and pleasurable anal probe for a modest fee.

Her popularity is the stuff of legend.

Swede 1: "Jah, though I had broken all my legsh and armsh, my shtay in veh hoshpital was great."
Swede 2: "I she you had the honour of being attended by Nurse Helga Bumgames."
Swede 1: "Jah!"

Nurse Helga Bumgames by Wizards Sleeve August 18, 2006

veggie helga 

commenly go by the name of saskia, these are sweedish vegitarians that should be refferd to as helga. Aslo the language they speek is a secret sweedish dielect

Normal person: Hey, are you a veggie helga?
Helga: Herdy gerdy gerd herd gerd

veggie helga by jackins May 17, 2007

warm helga 

The act of taking a German beer body shot during a rimjob.

While I was rimming Helga, Olaf spilt his beer down her back into my mouth, creating a "Warm Helga"

warm helga by DrCybonix May 29, 2016

Frauksi, Fraulein Frauke, Katherine Helga Muller

The longest legal name to have Frau three times in it, Frauksi meaning Miss in Finnish, Fraulein meaning young woman, and Frauke meaning little lady in German.

The literal translation being Miss, young and little Katherine Helga Muller.

Jackie: Hey Ken did you hear about Katherines new titles?
Ken: its more than Frau now?
Jackie: yeah she now goes by Frauksi, Fraulein Frauke.
Ken: Frauksi, Fraulein Frauke, Katherine Helga Muller, yeesh try saying that three times fast.
Jackie: FRAUKSI, FRAULEI-

Ken: NOT NOW!

Frauksi, Fraulein Frauke, Katherine Helga Muller by Wakko Kakko March 14, 2021

lynn helga 

Swaggy shawty

Lynn Helga is very swag! Have you seen their latest video?

lynn helga by Lynnisuhswag March 6, 2022