gulping river swallow

1.kinda like a swallow that can drink alot at one time..... and does. Hopefully a girl

2.a girl that drinks cum like milk

Will: hey ya no maria

Dan:ya

will: i turned her into my gulping river swallow

gulping river swallow by WILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL June 28, 2006

cum gurning 

The sometimes cute, sometimes ridiculous and always hilarious expressions made by young starlets taking a face load of man batter during the money shot at the end of a grumble flick.

Derives from the term used to describe the facial contortions of toothless old men in certain old English pub competitions.

Bob: did you see that young sperm dumpster that was cum gurning at the end of Jungle Fuck Bunnies IX ?

Albert: Yes, she looked very surprised to catch a half a tub of yoghurt on her forehead.

cum gurning by Stinkfingers October 13, 2010

Forrest Gumping

the act of being overly nervous or socially awkward around a beautiful girl

"Dude, quit Forrest Gumping and go talk to her already"

or

"So what did you and that chick do last night after i left?"
"I started Forrest Gumping when she took her shirt off, so she left"

Forrest Gumping by GordoWithaG-spot April 28, 2013

Anal Gurning 

Pulling an awkward or pained face during anal sex. Looking rather like contestants in traditional gurning competitions. Ideally the person would be framing their faces through a horse collar — known as "gurnin through a braffin".

My girlfriend pulled an anal gurning face last night when we had anal sex..

Anal Gurning by John is badder than me. October 8, 2014

Gurning 

To cry/moan about something

Usually said in Northern Ireland

"Andrea stop yer gurning"

"Gonna end up gurning in a minute"

Gurning by LazerboxOfFrogs November 3, 2012

gumping

Solitary past-time or activity of walking/jogging aimlessly in pursuit of one's destiny or future.

I don't feel like getting drunk again, I'm going gumping instead.

gumping by 3mothers February 4, 2010

Guipingapalooza 

a reunion held in different places across the U.S. that celebrates the adoption of 8 girls from Guiping, China. There are 8 families and they all get along.

Mari: When is Guipingapalooza this year?
Donna M: June 22!

Guipingapalooza by guipingalicious October 31, 2011