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Groningen 

A vibrant and historic city nestled in the northernmost part of the Netherlands, known for its picturesque canals, lively student population, and rich cultural scene. With a distinct blend of medieval architecture and modern amenities, Groningen offers a unique charm that captivates residents and visitors alike. Renowned for its bicycle-friendly streets, the city boasts a dynamic atmosphere, fueled by its diverse community and bustling markets.
Joe:I fucking love groningen For its great colleges

gert:Fuck you the students in groningen suck ass
Groningen by Very epic job January 29, 2024
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Grocking 

Picking up a rock in each hand and then viciously bashing them together on either side of your cock to the effect of masturbating
I found some nicely shaped rocks and decided to have a 7 hour grocking session. After i finished my cock was violently beefing but it was worth it.
Grocking by wilma diccfit February 29, 2024
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Glonking 

The act of shooting an airsoft bb into your urethra, then ejaculated it out
You ever tried glonking?
Glonking by Ryehe71 April 30, 2024

Glonking 

The act of shooting an airsoft bb into your urethra, then ejaculating it out
He was glonking last night.
Glonking by Ryehe71 April 30, 2024

Groningen 

When you do a poo and it’s very long so it touches the water whilst still connected to your ass.
I just did a Groningen, I was worried that it was going to choke the toilet but thankfully it flushed away without any problems.
Groningen by Longpooman June 16, 2024

Groningen 

When you do a poo and it’s very long and with structural integrity so it touches the water whilst still connected to your ass.
I just did a Groningen, was worried it might choke the toilet but thankfully it flushed with no problems
Groningen by Longpooman June 16, 2024
Putting yk what in honey and letting it soak.
I love grokking on the weekend
You wanna grok?
Grokking by skibussy_2 August 19, 2024