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Greyhound Bus Beheader

*Taken From The News Yesterday*

When Someone is Either Annoying or Snoring Too Loud The Man Proceeds To Take Out A Huge Knife And Stab The Person Next To Them
and When Everyone gets Scared And Runs Off The Bus The Guy Starts To Behead The Stabbed Victim and Holds up only The Head
Holy Crap This Actually Happened Yesterday Its True Just Check Google Or Wikipedia I Just Saw The News About The Greyhound Bus Beheader !

Greyhound 

Tucking your junk between your legs(the full package) and bending over as if mooning someone so that when seen from the back it resembles the dog. Also known as a fruit bowl
I'll give you twenty quid if you greyhound in front of that guy
Greyhound by TheBigShow September 24, 2009

Greyhound 

1) A Dallas-based bus transportation company that carries passengers and packages throughout the US and bordering areas of Canada and Mexico. 2) Travelling cheaply and discreetly, such as one might do coming home from Vegas after losing all his money.
Guess I have to go Greyhound to Mama's house this year; I can't even afford Southwest Airlines.
Greyhound by LudwigVan November 13, 2003

greyhound 

A female who is so slender, you are able to see her ribs sticking out.
Man that girl is fine, she's a total greyhound!
greyhound by shardsmoker September 8, 2010

greyhound lunch 

the act of cutting off the body parts of another passenger and eating them, while riding a greyhound bus.
The dude went totally crazy, killed a passenger then had a greyhound lunch, of lips, nose and ear.
greyhound lunch by chopperzz October 3, 2008

Ridin' the greyhound 

When you don't have any money, you are low on cash, without funds, or just plain old "financially embarrased.

Hey girlfriend, me and my girls are going to check out that new movie, so how 'bout you? Sounds fun, but I can't this time cause I'm riding the greyhound.
My girlfriends went to the movies tonight, but I didn't go with them cause I'm ridin' the greyhound til I pick up my check from work.