Gonk

Sperm, Spooge, or Jizz.

Origin from the incorrect usage of Rob Gronkowski's nickname 'Gronk' by Boston mayor Thomas Menino.

Did you pull out?

Hell yeah, I gonked on that bitch's booty.

Gonk by Donttrynflarge September 9, 2013

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Gonk

Refers to someone or something that's stupid.

Gonk: Hey man, I personally think Arasaka taking over Pacifica is a good idea and will bring progress to NC and lower crime rates?
Guy with brain: Man, you're a gonk.

Gonk by ShoshAhSheli December 29, 2020

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Gonk

Gonk = a dickhead or someone who is annoying or someone who is doing an annoying thing

Stop Gonking around

Go away you fucking Gonk 😁

Gonk by Frankoceanisangonk_jk July 11, 2022

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gonk

A Gonk Is Something You Call Someone When They Have Made A Simple Mistake But Need To Be Notified Of Their Wrongness And Bullied To A Great Extent! A Foolish Person Who Is Compleatly Gullable And Falls For Tricks Every Time! See boob

Oww Kristy You Gonk! You Dropped Your Maths Test!
I Cant Belive You Fell For That You Silly Gonk!

gonk by Muteress and Mutelator February 21, 2005