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human gogurt 

The act of sucking the cum out of a mans penis right before he finishes
I gave Richard the human gogurt last night, I sucked his soul out

salty gogurt 

noun. Literally just ketchup packets. Preferably from In-n-Out.
“What did you have for breakfast?”
“I was running late so I just grabbed a couple salty gogurts”

Cincinnati Gogurt

When you suck a soggy drugged turd from a girl (or preferred sex) ass after a hard night of hard partying and boofing illicit substances.
"She let me eat Cincinnati Gogurt last weekend"
Cincinnati Gogurt by L1ttlef0x September 3, 2023

Thailand Gogurt

The act of putting the closed end of a used condom in the males mouth and pushing the ejaculate out the open end of the used condom into a woman’s mouth during sex
Yo what’s poppin, gave my girl the ole Thailand Gogurt last night, she loved slurpin that seed!!

gas station gogurt 

A used condom that is left at a gas station preferably found in the bathroom
Man 1 “Ay I tried a gas station gogurt and I think I have hemorrhoids and aids.”

Man 2 “yeah those outta fuck you up if you don’t prepare them right.”
gas station gogurt by Broski119 April 21, 2023
A phrase coined by Call of Duty player and youtube star: Elpresador. Gogurd stands for Gun On Gun Your Done, another name for Barebones Pure.
Elpresador: YO LETS GO PLAY SOME GOGURD. NONE OF THAT TEAM DEATHMATCH BULLSHIT.

Larry: what the hell is gogurd.

Elpresador: STANDS FOR GUN ON GUN YOUR DONE, SON!
gogurd by oJaames March 20, 2011