Noun
1 Existential ennui induced by the emotionally deadening nature of contemporary working life.
2 Glasgow-based avant-grunge quartet. Powerful dystopian post-rock; a catharsis for those afflicted by feelings of sludge gloom.
Patient: I've been feeling bogged down lately, but I can't quite put into words why.
Doctor: Sorry to hear that. I can see from your slumped demeanor, thousand-yard stare that you are suffering from the phenomenon known as sludge gloom.
When someone talks shit all spring about pool season coming up and staying single, but as soon as June rolls around they jump into a new relationship and are lost for the summer.
Damn guys, Logan sure talks a big game during spring time but he seems to get June Gloom every summer. It's like a sad endless cycle.
Person A: Shucks, I cannot wait until we can actually meet again in person.
Person B: I know, it sucks, I guess we'll have to arrange a call on the old Doom and Gloom?
Person A: Doom and Gloom?
Person B: Yep, Doom and Gloom - Zoom.