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friendfolio 

The collection of friends one has.
Can we be firends? I'd like to diversify my friendfolio.

Friendclash 

A word that describes the situation you're in when 2+ of your friends are together, but they don't know each other or can't stand each other's guts, resulting in an awkward night or unexpected drama or a plethora of eerily silent moments.
1. It's saturday night. You call Friend A to hang out. Two hours later, they haven't answered, so you call Friend B to come over. Well, Friend A and Friend B don't get along and / or don't know each other, and if Friend A suddenly decides to accept an invite, and Friend B is coming also, well. You're screwed, and just experienced a friendclash.

2. Arabella : Hey, Morgan. Are you coming over ?

Morgan : Yeahh man !

Arabella : Sweet. Oh, and Kelsey is coming, too.

Morgan : Oh...I don't really know her that well.

I think she's going out with my ex.

Arabella : Well. That's unfortunate. Holy shit, friendclash.
Friendclash by Duck Duck Esophagus December 20, 2009

Friendfatuated 

Being so inexplicably drawn to a friend that it blurs the line of what is reasonable of a platonic relationship.
I'm so friendfatuated, that I check my email every two minutes from him while my husband's sitting next to me.
Friendfatuated by wwleaderamy March 21, 2010

friendoupalove 

means "friends" who act like a "couple" who have lots of "love" all making friendoupalove. often ocurrs when relationship is prohibited by parents or legal guardians.
Doode, they're hella friendoupalovin' I wish they could just make it official now!

I wanna friendoupalove with him baybayy! ;]

friendpalmed 

To be denied friendship on a networking site
Person 1: I've been waiting for Sarah to accept me as a friend on facebook for like 2 weeks. Man she's so hot.

Person 2: She won't accept you. You've been friendpalmed.
friendpalmed by TheBald June 3, 2011

Friendalon 

When you go out with a friend but they bring a uninvited friend with them.
Jake and I went to the movies but he brought his Friendalon and it was just real weird.
Friendalon by Courtaddo March 28, 2016