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Friendclash 

A word that describes the situation you're in when 2+ of your friends are together, but they don't know each other or can't stand each other's guts, resulting in an awkward night or unexpected drama or a plethora of eerily silent moments.
1. It's saturday night. You call Friend A to hang out. Two hours later, they haven't answered, so you call Friend B to come over. Well, Friend A and Friend B don't get along and / or don't know each other, and if Friend A suddenly decides to accept an invite, and Friend B is coming also, well. You're screwed, and just experienced a friendclash.

2. Arabella : Hey, Morgan. Are you coming over ?

Morgan : Yeahh man !

Arabella : Sweet. Oh, and Kelsey is coming, too.

Morgan : Oh...I don't really know her that well.

I think she's going out with my ex.

Arabella : Well. That's unfortunate. Holy shit, friendclash.
Friendclash by Duck Duck Esophagus December 20, 2009
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friendcrush

A person who you want to be friends with, but aren't yet. Not romantic.
Anne: "I want to be friends with Dan so badly!"
May: "Ooooo! Do you have a crush on him?!"
Anne: "I don't like him like that. I just want to be friends."
May: "Oh. So he's your friendcrush."
friendcrush by Naokashi September 6, 2009
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friendlashonship 

A group of people with differing personalities and /or temperaments and interests who over the course of time begin to define themselves and their actions by what the rest of them think. A close knit group who can and will be together for years.
Television examples of friendlashonship include Seinfeld, Friends, How I met your Mother.
friendlashonship by RIV1 May 31, 2011

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
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Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area
Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...
Word of the Day on July 20, 2026

bang a you-ee 

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee
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The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026