Friendclash

A word that describes the situation you're in when 2+ of your friends are together, but they don't know each other or can't stand each other's guts, resulting in an awkward night or unexpected drama or a plethora of eerily silent moments.

1. It's saturday night. You call Friend A to hang out. Two hours later, they haven't answered, so you call Friend B to come over. Well, Friend A and Friend B don't get along and / or don't know each other, and if Friend A suddenly decides to accept an invite, and Friend B is coming also, well. You're screwed, and just experienced a friendclash.

2. Arabella : Hey, Morgan. Are you coming over ?

Morgan : Yeahh man !

Arabella : Sweet. Oh, and Kelsey is coming, too.

Morgan : Oh...I don't really know her that well.

I think she's going out with my ex.

Arabella : Well. That's unfortunate. Holy shit, friendclash.

by Duck Duck Esophagus December 20, 2009

friendcrush

A person who you want to be friends with, but aren't yet. Not romantic.

Anne: "I want to be friends with Dan so badly!"
May: "Ooooo! Do you have a crush on him?!"
Anne: "I don't like him like that. I just want to be friends."
May: "Oh. So he's your friendcrush."

by Naokashi September 6, 2009

friendlashonship

A group of people with differing personalities and /or temperaments and interests who over the course of time begin to define themselves and their actions by what the rest of them think. A close knit group who can and will be together for years.

Television examples of friendlashonship include Seinfeld, Friends, How I met your Mother.

by RIV1 May 31, 2011