fing fong

fing fong is a person who will always give you the answers to your homework, even if her answers don't make sense at all. she will also adopt your way of speaking within 2 days of being near you, so be careful to not say any bad words in front of her. if you are the one to end her innocence no one will ever be your friend.

sam: fing fong what are the answers for history
fing fong: 1. because when jfk was killed everyone was sad

2. since the civil war was a war people were hungry

3. when hitler was king god guy he had lots of power

fing fong by maifingfongtable:))))) April 27, 2020

Fing Dit 

1. Short for fucking dammit -- f***ing d***it. Fing Dit.

2. Fing Dit is also a populated place in Warab, Sudan, Africa

1. Fing dit! I locked my keys in the car!

2. Next year I want to travel to Fing Dit.

Fing Dit by jvkzhou October 20, 2008

Fing-A 

Acronym for Fucking Asshole; prevents the user from saying profanity; popular in the 1960-1980.

Fing-A that guy just cut me off.

Fing-A by dKell November 5, 2005

fing your ring 

To finger oneself due to complete boredom. An action of time wasting for want of better things to do.

I'm so bored! What am I gonna do today?
I dunno, but you can't just sit around and fing your ring all day.

fing your ring by steelsupply July 17, 2013

Fing Blap

The act of approaching someone and taking your middle fingers and slapping them in the head or across the face with them. Then proceed to give them the fingers to their eyes and facial region.

You must yell "FING" when you commit this act.

Someone bumps into you at the mall. "Hey fuck you; FING, FING"
(you Fing Blap them when you get their attention)

Fing Blap by Straight A's July 8, 2007

FING FER 

Short for fucking fucker

You are a fing fer!!!!

FING FER by MELISSA BEEBE November 23, 2004

fing-arsed 

When your finger slips throught the toilet paper and goes into your anus when you are wiping your ass after taking a shit.

After eating the Mexican buffet , I ran to the bathroom to take a shit and I got fing-arsed because they had cheap toilet paper.

fing-arsed by Rockville June 11, 2009