cry-ogenic

something really sad

It's not a good date movie -- too cry-ogenic.

cry-ogenic by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ August 30, 2011

Cry-typing 

An informal, archaic method of online communication in which a person, via a social media platform or SMS text, expresses something, whilst conveying significant sadness or distress, typically signified by the excessive and incorrect usage of commas, semicolons and intentional typos throughout the message; this occurs typically to the extent that the message is nearly incomprehensible, entirely.

Historically, this means of communication was predominantly used by Tumblr and twitter users, 4Channers and other various types of online degenerates, and is outdated for its extremely obnoxious nature.

Instance of cry-typing:

Girlfriend: babe my plant just died ugh

Boyfriend, trying to smash: o::;mg bae,,,, n;o....., that plan;;;t meea nnt;;;; the wo:;;;,,,rld to m;;;e.......
i am shaak,ing and cry,,,,,ing rig,,,ht n;;ow;;;;; i can;;;t belie;;;ve thii i;;s.......
😭🥺👉👈💔💔🥵

Girlfriend:🗿

Cry-typing by Samueliscool223 August 13, 2021

cry bully 

Someone who uses the perceived righteousness of a social justice cause as a pretext to abuse others, and then plays the victim when confronted about that abuse.

"I've never met a [social justice warrior, victicrat, or practitioner of identity [politics who wasn't a cry bully."

cry bully by AttiDaddi January 19, 2016

Cry Bully 

A Cry Bully is a person who acts like a victim and as a bully. Usually acting like a victim will follow a detestable action that has gotten them a lot of negative attention and mean comments. Some Cry Bullies will use this system of bully and victim in order to get sympathy or money from strangers on the internet.

Person A: I feel so bad about what happened to Sally. Mark's friends said some really mean things to her.
Person B: Sally is a Cry Bully. They only said those things to her because Sally told Mark that he deserved to have cancer because he wasn't a vegan.
Person A: Really? Sally said that?
Person B: Yep, it's all here in this informative YouTube video.
Person A: Sally is a fucked up bitch! Fuck Cry Bullies!

Cry Bully by BLH Productions January 7, 2016

Cry-Laughing 

When you are irrationally emotional and don't know whether to laugh or cry. Someone says something funny and you proceed to do both.

Female on her period.
Man walks in, "My penis has a heartbeat"

Cry-laughing ensues.

Cry-Laughing by LeLait January 1, 2013

Cry Baby 

People who are extremely sensitive and tend to be triggered easily, consequently ending in tears.

"I seem to replace my brain with my heart. I take things so hard and then I fall apart. I try to explain but before I can start, those cry baby tears come out of the dark.
They call me Cry Baby"

Cry Baby by trash_n.1 June 26, 2016

cry heave 

When someone cries so hard they run out of tears, but keep keep crying. Similar to the dry heaves when vomiting.

Nancy was dumped by her boyfriend and now has the cry heaves!

That Ron White makes me laugh so hard I get the cry heaves!

cry heave by flacker May 22, 2006