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Motley Crue 

The only Hair band to successfully hit mainstream.

Listened to by wannabe Metal heads and ditzy preps who think they're "hardcore".

motley crue 

Whether people wanna admit it or not, Motley Crue are the founders of death metal. They wore makeup but not enough to make it their gimmick or to make them bona fide hair metal, much like some death metal artists out there (Avenged Sevenfold). And their music consists of hardcore lyrics laced with adult themes of violence, sex, and language, much like death metal is. Hell, most death metal bands today list Motley Crue as one of their key influences.
Marilyn Manson, Avenged Sevenfold, Slipknot, and others list Motley Crue as an influence to their music
motley crue by Sue the Samurai September 7, 2006

Motley Crue 

A decent metal band made up of a bunch of wannabe punks. Vince Neil (frontman, Axl Rose's bitch, hits like a powderpuff), Tommy Lee (drummer, 24 inch dick, Kid Rock's bitch), Nikki Sixx (bassist, pissed in a cop car once), and Mick Mars (guitarist, the lone ranger and only talent in the group). Despite the fact that they suck as human beings, they collectively get at least four-hundred and twelve times as much hot ass as anyone that could possibly be reading this right now, and for that, they deserve two thumbs up.
Hey, did you hear Tommy Lee is fucking Pam Anderson?

Yeah, not if Kid Rock doesn't kick his ass first...

Hey did you know Vince Neil punches like a bitch?

Yeah, Axl would kick his ass in a new york minute...

Motley Crue sucks

Mötley Crüe Effect

When a metal band begins their song,

and the instrumentals are perfect, but the lead singer’s vocals ruin the song.
Gosh I thought that band last night was going to be so good at first. Then the lead singer gave it the Mötley Crüe Effect and I wanted a refund.

Loco Crue 

A wakeboarding crew that is native to West Virginia.
The Loco Crue dominated that competition up in MD.
Loco Crue by Seabass January 20, 2005
Mad dog B-ballers who drink to much
Oh great the brew crue is here
brew crue by Wizard999999999 October 17, 2015