Simon Cowell 

To interrupt someone.

Guy1: So I was out last night with this girl, when I realiz...,
Guy2: Shut up!
Guy1: Why do you always Simon Cowell me!

Simon Cowell by Icy Wyte December 9, 2016

Simon Cowell Effect 

This phenomenon involves the making of an extortionate amount of money from an individual or group of people with little or no discernable talent.

A: That Cheryl Cole is so popular...why do you think it is?

B: Must be the Simon Cowell effect....

Simon Cowell Effect by Supersare June 28, 2011

Simon Cowell 

A funny, intelligent, honest, not to mention sexy judge on American Idol. Yes, the show is shit. He, however, is not. He's the only judge who actually has an opinion, and he gives it freely. He speaks his mind.

Simon Cowell is sexy.

Simon Cowell by Ophelia Desdemona May 3, 2005

Simon Cowell 

A judge on American Idol who is known for being brutally honest towards contestants. However, little do people know that Mr. Cowell is simply playing a role; he is often considered to be the 'bitchy one' out of the trio which people either love him or hate him for.

Simon is often worshipped by naive tweens for being 'harsh' or 'badass', when in reality he is only a token critic.

Simon Cowell himself even admitted that part of his antics were for sheer publicity reasons, not because he actually cared about giving a proper critique.

Simon Cowell by Pragmatic Realist December 12, 2007

Simon Cowell 

for the record there is no such thing as 'british idol'. we dont all need some simple stab at patriotism to get us to watch a programme. also he doesnt earn millions for doing nothing. he has signed many big names and hardly makes anything comparitivly from any of the idols

get your facts straight

Simon Cowell by raelone May 7, 2005

Simon Cowell 

A depressed,lonely bastard, who is known well for being a dick to many singers and dancers along with many other talented people and also is on AMERICA IDOLE, a show clearly for fucking 14 year old bitches or extremely fat woman who well believe this defination is what they call HEART BREAKING.

Boy:I just completed guitar hero on extreme for every song!
Simon Cowell:Well I am only going to say this once, I will pay you to stop, now fuck off you little mistake.

Simon Cowell by sexybeast1023 March 6, 2011

cowlster 

A prolific creator of Minecraft parodies and food reviews. Often he is English but people don't hold it against him (much). His voice is notorious for bieng imitateable. And his Minecraft skills though advanced are brought down by his idle personality.

It's cowlster!

cowlster by Mul1gan September 8, 2019