clarinet 

the best instrument ever. plays in concert, marching, and jazz bands. mostly girls and gays but some random football players too (for some reason.) can be used as an insult or a compliment. better than saxophones.

trumpet: is that girl a clarinet?
trombone: how could you say that...?

saxophone: ew its a clarinet
clarinet: we're just better than u lmao stay mad

clarinet by paztels April 17, 2023

clarinet 

a hand looking butt plug

please hand me my clarinet my butt needs a fucking

clarinet by gaydier January 26, 2024

Clarinet 

either your dogshit at it or your amazing

i am dogshit at playing clarinet

Clarinet by krillabis April 4, 2025

Clarinet Player 

the hottest people alive. Known to be good kissers, and give amazing head. This applies to all people that were ever good at the clarinet, even if they stopped. They're experienced at handling wood.

person 1: yo you got head from that mad hot clarinet player?

person 2: mary? yes! fucking amazing.

Clarinet Player by joegee April 3, 2010

Clarinet Gang 

A group of people in a band who play Clarinet. They can have many mottos but the most popular is "Squidward is love Squidward is life"

Did you hear the clarinet gang's motto

Clarinet Gang by Boardgamemaster10 May 9, 2022

clarinet mafia 

the best group that you'd wanna be in..

yes we r clarinet mafia

clarinet mafia by yesohyesohno September 8, 2020

Clarinet Mafia 

Clarinet Mafia is usually a friend group consisting of 6 people. Usually the people’s names would be something like Samantha, Ashely, Alberto, Izabelle, Mia, and Habran but there is always room for more. The Clarinet Mafia group can always have ups and downs but will always stay together. The Clarinet Mafia usually uses phrases such as oh yes, shut up, indeed and many more. The Clarinet Mafia truly is something special. Everyone wants to join a Clarinet Mafia.

Their friend group is in fact a Clarinet Mafia.

Clarinet Mafia by yesohyesohno November 9, 2020