Definitions by paztels

clarinet 

the best instrument ever. plays in concert, marching, and jazz bands. mostly girls and gays but some random football players too (for some reason.) can be used as an insult or a compliment. better than saxophones.

trumpet: is that girl a clarinet?
trombone: how could you say that...?

saxophone: ew its a clarinet
clarinet: we're just better than u lmao stay mad

clarinet by paztels April 17, 2023