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Chicken Math 

The phenomena that stems from the addictive nature of raising chickens. This specific type of poultry math means that a keeper of chickens will perpetually add to the flock and always end up with more chickens than expected, even when taking into account chicken math.

Example: If a backyard chicken flock starts with four chickens just for the purpose of laying eggs, then a couple of colorful egg layers will be added, along with a couple of ornamental breeds. Once the pre-order for some of the most coveted chicks begins, a few bantam breeds will be added to the flock, the coop will be expanded and therefore there is room for a couple more. The chicken math total at that point is about six chickens.
I thought I was going to stop at six chickens, but I ordered six more, and I expanded my coop, because Chicken Math tells me I will end up with a couple dozen. (or 50.)
Chicken Math by boksville August 29, 2018
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Blue Chicken Gambit 

An illegal Warzone Chess move popularized by Youtube chess personality Chessnetwork (Jerry). It occurs when you don't have a queenside rook in Thunderhorse and you try to castle on the queenside. The king moves to the appropriate square but the rook fails to move, causing the opponent to be stuck in Chesscube purgatory.
When all hope is lost, and checkmate is inevitable, the Blue Chicken Gambit can always be relied on.
Blue Chicken Gambit by Diorio July 26, 2014

Mountain Chicken

The weirdest fucking name for a frog I’ve ever heard of, look it up if you don’t believe me
Oh, hey, Jimmy! I saw a mountain chicken the other day!

Jimmy: Oh, that fucking frog?
Mountain Chicken by Sypherlid1 February 3, 2018

chicken nuggets noodle soup 

Just add chicken nuggets to noodles and pour some water on top.
Is that chicken nuggets noodle soup?

That must be, it looks too good

trump checked

When you come up with some idiotic rule that you are too much of a punk to enforce just like Trump and his travel ban. Trump checking usually ends up with the individual looking like a weak idiot in public and becoming the butt of endless jokes.
Dude I tried to get my girlfriend to wax my car last night and she trump checked me in front of the whole trailer park. Now everyone thinks I'm a bitch.
trump checked by realrepublican1 February 5, 2017
A chocken is like a chicken only mightier. They are large and strong with giant pectoral muscles, and feet with a hundred toes. They are a menace, and cannot be slayed by an ordinary human being. Only one with strength and courage, one who posesses the Sword of Truthiness, can slay a chocken.
All hail the glorious chocken!
Chocken by Chocken Slayer April 24, 2010

chicken tendous 

CHICKEN.TENDOUS.
ARE.BEAUTIFUL
have you heard of chicken tendous?
yea they belong to ushijima tho
yea bro...sad