Cactus 

(plural: Cacti) The third gender. The ambiguous gender. When you can not tell based on physical appearance whether someone is male or female, or if you meet someone and think they are the opposite gender of what they are.

Not to be confused with a bishie.

There are a lot of cacti in anime, just look at Marik Ishtar, that cactus actually lives in the dessert. Win!

Cactus by Itami-Chan June 1, 2010

Cactus 

Marge Simpson (as described by Homer Simpson, often because of Marge's long, blue hair that reminds me greatly of a cactus.)

"That cactus is right, I've got to hit him back" - Homer

Cactus by Greta July 18, 2005

cactus 

a formal way to call someone of the african decent black or nigga. It can also include people with the skin disease called chocolate pudding melanoma.

NIGGA! it be cactus night at KFC.. free kool aid son.

That cactus is so black that he gots a prickly cactus face.

That cactus shot my cactus in the face... I is gonna visit that cactus in the hospital

cactus by ole dirty bastard May 17, 2006

cactus 

one of the if not the best bass player on the face of the earth. Fromerly of the band Phish.

and if you could only hear cactus, cactus would this say...

cactus by sparky October 29, 2004

cactus 

Ancient God of communication and spying in early Carterian mythology, frequently invoked by computer hackers in trouble.

"Oh mighty cactus, grant me your powers as I hack this server."

cactus by Robumitsu Hotaru October 10, 2003

cactus 

1. One of the largest campers in the history of the Steve Krulevitz Tennis Program.
2. One who enjoys car parts and bike parts a great deal.

Cactus, you are large.

cactus by Kevin Mchale March 14, 2005

Cactus 

1.fine ass dude
2. so fine u wanna fuck him

There are to many cactuses in here for me to handle

Cactus by Victoria Knight May 15, 2004