Cafe Virus 

A virus that aesthetic cafe workers in roblox or roblox cafe MR+ have when they have the following "symptoms"

Have worn antlers in the last month
Have said "I-" or "oop" or "." in the last few days
Have worn any crop-tops or some other 5 robux clothing from a clothing group

If they answered one of these questions truly, they have mild level.
If they answered 2 truly, they have a moderate level
If they answered all of them truly, they have full cafe virus symptoms and should be stayed away from. (always wear a noob skin)

non-aesthetic roblox person: hello sir/ma'am i have a few questions for you
cafe worker: Hello! Welcome to Frappe! Can I get you anything?

non-aesthetic roblox person: can I ask you a few questions
(cafe worker answers questions 3/3)
non-aesthetic roblox person: im sorry to say that you have cafe virus (sounds alarm)

Cafe Virus by DoctorDucky59 July 18, 2020

cafe au lay

Interracial hardcore porn. Cafe = Black; au lay = white. "au lay" is a play on words with au lait which means "with milk" in French.

Jackson Brown and Cheryl White made a "Cafe au Lay" in a Detroit motel room.

cafe au lay by Mistahtom January 13, 2006

Café Logan 

Covid free zone

Covid does not exist in Café Logan!!!

Café Logan by Gnome Empire March 1, 2022

Café Crawlerism 

"Café Crawlerism" or CCism encompasses both motorcycle abuse and a trendiness dependence. CCism in the classical illness model will follow a progressive course: if a person continues to modify the motorcycle, the performance and appearance will worsen. This will lead to harmful consequences in their life, physically, mentally, emotionally and socially. The emotional progression of the addict’s response to the modification can be seen in four phases. The first two is considered “normal” modification and the last two are viewed "typical" Café Crawlerism. The four phases consists of, 1 learning the mood swing; a person is introduced to modification, in some cultures this can happen at a relatively young age. The person enjoys the happy feeling, at this stage there is no emotional cost. 2 Seeking the mood swing, a person will make further modifications to regain that feeling of euphoria; modifications of higher complexity will be required. Again at this stage, there are no significant consequences. 3 At this stage there are consequences, i.e. part miss-fitment, free-play problems, holes in the pistons due to long-term lean carburetor settings, oil shooting out of the exhaust pipe, binding the rotor due to upgraded calipers, herniated disks in the spine due to clubman bars, hearing damage due to riding around with open headers, etc. 4 The person will continue to ride and modify the motorcycle disregarding the problems. This stage is detrimental and is a risk for premature death.

"Hello my name is Rafael and I suffer from Café Crawlerism.
I purchased a BMW K100RT in perfect condition and I was compelled to modify it after seeing a Café Racer K100 on youtube and now have been on a 2 month modification binge. I keep telling myself that my bike is a Café Racer but after noticing that the performance and appearance has worsened, I discovered that I had a problem. I could not stop tinkering with the motorcycle and this affected my marriage. I understood that I was powerless over modification and my motorcycle was an eye sore."

Café Crawlerism by MotoSurgeon October 13, 2011

Cafe World 

An excruciatingly addictive social networking game involving the preparation and maintenance of cyber-food. It revolves around the premise of losing hours a day to playing it and, also, missing out on vital moments with loved ones because one can't be away from the cafe for too long or the food will spoil. Also, one can decorate, build, and renovate one's cafe all the while collecting new recipes that the app doesn't even allow players to print or download. . . so essentially, the food prepared in the game will never be able to be prepared in reality by the gamer.

Minister: "We are gathered here today, to celebr-"

Bride: "OH SHIT! MY SAVORY ROAST TURKEY! IT WENT OFF AN HOUR AGO!!"

Groom: "Fucking Cafe World"

Minister: (Whispers) "Oh Hell, that's right! I forgot my pot roast!"

Cafe World by The Jazz Man's Fantastic April 27, 2011

cafe con leche 

Literally, coffee with milk. In South America, a mixed race person who is light brown, neither clearly white or black. Spanish translation of Brazilian "café com leite". Not an insult, cafe con leche is considered very attractive.

Halle Berry is cafe con leche,with a white mother and black father.
mulatto mixed race melangian mestee mestizo café com leite

cafe con leche by Anubis Dhole March 29, 2010

cafe racer

In the 1960's, A British cruiser type motorcycle (BSA, Triumph, Norton, Etc.) that has been modified for speed and maneuverability on city streets by lowering the frame, souping up the engine, adding a small fairing or small windscreen, Etc. These bikes were street-raced from one cafe to another, and from various cafes (Particularly the ACE Cafe) to London Bridge and back.

This is a complementary term that is still used today to denote any cruiser style motorcycle (But NOT a crotch-rocket street bike!) with the same characteristics.

cafe racer by Anonymous June 5, 2003