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bernie girl: you don’t go to camp bernadette? you poor thing!
camp bernadette by urfavgurl February 2, 2019

St. Bernard

Noble beast, known for saving men from avalanches and giving excellent legal advice.
“As your attorney, I advise you to accept the plea bargain. My fee is twenty pounds of Eukanuba.” —A St. Bernard.
St. Bernard by IkevlarI April 17, 2010
To be fucked in the anus by a nigger named Barnard. Pretty nice fellow if I do say so myself.
Guy 1: Yo my ass is so sore, I got fuckin barnarded last night!
Barnarded by Lil Oof Dick May 22, 2019
Extremely fit, funny, loving personality, but still somehow manages not to pull hoes. CRAZY! I know right.
Bernard is handsome.
Bernard by Bpjii May 7, 2017

Bernards High School 

A high school located in Bernardsville, NJ of about 800 students from five towns: Bernardsville, Bedminster, Far Hills, Peapack and Gladstone. Widely considered one of the best public schools in the state, BHS does have its share of deadbeat potheads (about 80% of the student body has at least tried marijuana) but also many intelligent, hard working students who attend renown institutions for college. Because the school is located in such a wealthy area of central NJ, the student parking lot and Olcott Avenue contain many luxury cars such as BMWs, Audis and the occasional Porsche. The hallways are frequented with students wearing J Crew, Polo, Vineyard Vines and every other expensive clothing brand you can think of. Although predominately caucasian, there are a large amount hispanics that attend Bernards that mostly live in "Little Paraguay" at the edge of Bernardsville. Being a smaller school, Bernards athletics can be lacking at times but occasionally have success such as the recent boys soccer state championship and football team's conference championship. Although they usually show up closer to half time rather than the beginning of the game, Bernards students are known to very rowdy at sporting events and create a great home field advantage, along with making games very fun to attend and a social event. BHS can be relatively boring but students coming to school intoxicated or high serve as interesting topics of discussion although they are usually short-lived.
You go to Bernards High School? How many country club memberships do you have?

Bernadette 

Mother Meaning:strong and brave like a bear-Bernadette is fiercly loyal-loves her friends-her family is her life.

Ghetto meaning:You cross her and she will whoop you-You mess with her family and she will kill ya-

Either way if you are lucky enough to be or know a Bernadette consider yourself blessed, you will never be the same.
"I knew a Bernadette once. Man I miss that bitch"

"Member that time that chick called Bernadette a slut at the bar? She whooped that girls' ass"
Bernadette by Rhonda M. Miller February 5, 2010