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tainted berserker 

A relative of the dingleberry, the tainted berserker is a fierce fleck of fecal matter that has invaded upon the grundle region (tainted) as a result of a particularly violent, berserker-style bowel movement.
Strauss invoked the power of Odin upon the porcelain throne of Assgard, thus requiring copious amounts of toilet paper to ensure that no tainted berserkers were creeping up on his family jewels.
tainted berserker by Caible October 10, 2013
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Ester Berson 

One who stresses about money then accidentally orders clothes for stress relief.
You're such an Ester Berson.
Ester Berson by pesstrak June 26, 2018

berserker 

A word to be used in conjunction with a string of words, making little or no sence, but also featuring the word "love". Thought to have originated from Oleg.
"My Love for you is ticking clock, berserker"

"My Love for you is like a truck, berserker"
berserker by Thor August 24, 2004
A word describing the irritated look of young people in photographs that they have been forced to take for their relatives.
“Bershon is pretty much how you feel when you’re 13 and your parents make you wear a Christmas sweatshirt and then pose for a family picture, and you could not possibly summon one more ounce of disgust, but you’re also way too cool to really even DEAL with it, so you just make this face like you smelled something bad and sort of roll your eyes and seethe in a put-out manner.” - Sarah Brown
Everyone has a bershon picture, usually it's from eigth grade.
bershon by samiiiii September 16, 2008

berserker basil vinaigrette 

Balls to the wall crazy. Drinkin, Pukin, Pissin, Fightin, Starting all over again. Complete Viking Warlord Wrecking Ball.
Last night we came home and went completely Berserker Basil Vinaigrette on the room. Wrecked that piece of shit, hammered.
A species that lived in the planet BershColliner in the Capangachian Galaxy. The Bershes used to live in BershColliner but the other species BershCongas, Who live in BershCongia, Attacked the Bershes for the oil of the Bershes, the baby bershes (BershLees) need oil it's like milk but Oil!
So we evacuated the planet, Crash Landed on earth and BAM! The BershCongas now rule BershColliner. One Day we will fight back and take back our planet! On a side note, Do you know the story of Roswell, New Mexico where a UFO crashed there, Well we might have had something to do with that, it wasn't a UFO it was a escape pod.
That Bersh is chemically unbalanced and will go on a rampage!
Bersh by Axelman3211 November 3, 2011