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Bershon is pretty much how you feel when you’re 13 and your parents make you wear a Christmas sweatshirt and then pose for a family picture, and you could not possibly summon one more ounce of disgust, but you’re also way too cool to really even DEAL with it, so you just make this face like you smelled something bad and sort of roll your eyes and seethe in a put-out manner.
My parents are making me pose for the Christmas card picture before I can go to the party. Way bershon.

I have to go to my brothers piano recital. Totally bershon.
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A word describing the irritated look of young people in photographs that they have been forced to take for their relatives.
“Bershon is pretty much how you feel when you’re 13 and your parents make you wear a Christmas sweatshirt and then pose for a family picture, and you could not possibly summon one more ounce of disgust, but you’re also way too cool to really even DEAL with it, so you just make this face like you smelled something bad and sort of roll your eyes and seethe in a put-out manner.” - Sarah Brown
Everyone has a bershon picture, usually it's from eigth grade.
bershon by samiiiii September 16, 2008
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N. Sing (bee-pull)
A Bear-Human offspring, singular form of the word beople

Beople are often found in forests, where they are spawned, and are as dumb as bears, but capeable of thought and language like humans

Beople are almost extinct due to Sweedish Bear Traps.
"Hey! Look! Beople are comming from the woods!"
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Breshona is fine aaf!
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