Balls in your Ass 

The most embarassing thing that can happen to you. The act of someone going through the trials of inserting their testicles inside your anus.

Oh man, you just got balls in your ass.

Balls in your Ass by BleedingUrine June 20, 2007

shit ass and balls 

an exclamation that something is not pleasing and unexpected.

Jim: "Hey dude your house is on fire!"

Mark: "OH, SHIT ASS AND BALLS!"

shit ass and balls by ottomatt May 28, 2011

balls to the ass 

A term used to describe the way you properly march backwards in marching band. Means "balls of the feet to the AstroTurf".

Band director: "For this next set, this is a backwards slide."
Section leader: "Guys remember, balls to the ass!"

balls to the ass by swolecat September 14, 2018

Big balls in my ass by a big black dude requis ching chong chang 

Its my cat

Can i pet big balls in my ass by a big black dude requis ching chong chang.
Im deaf bro.
Oh my bad. 👆🏻🤏🏾👌✊🏾👈🏽☝️🫴🤞🏻👌👈🏽🤙🏽🖐🏾🖐🏾✌🏻👍👍👇🏾🫵
Nah fam you to gay to do dat.

Big balls in my ass by a big black dude requis ching chong chang by Thatthotnigger May 20, 2022

big balls in my ass

the way of someone getting the middle finger stuck inn their ass. THen they start violently making out and fucking.

james: yo dude i put big balls in my ass last night.....

big balls in my ass by therizzlerofrussia January 17, 2023

Ass Money Balls 

Used to tell someone asking for money or wanting to give money (usually online) to fuck off.

Bot: Hey cutie buy my onlyfans. ;) Limited offer of 80% off for a full month.
You: Bro, ass money balls!

or,
Perv: Hey there, I'm willing to give you a weekly allowance if you give me phone sex and be my online gf.
You: (traumatized) helllllll no ass money balls

Ass Money Balls by Ray 314329 December 14, 2024

On the balls of your ass

On the balls of your ass . When you are broker than brokiest broke ass mutha fukkah around
Forget about rubbing two nickels together you already used them to buy a loose at the bodega

Yo you see that fool? He had to get a payday loan to pay his PayPal pay in 4 plan for underwear. That is what you call on the balls of your ass G

On the balls of your ass by Lunchboxx69721 April 21, 2026