bagel 

Any person that has not been baptized, and is not sure if they would like to be or not. This nickname is the result of the creation of the nickname Doughtnut, as well as others like Muffin, Waffle, and French Toast. (Look only at the definitions provided by 'Relic' to see what each means when used as a nickname.)

He may be a bagel, but it doe not mean he is any less threatening then a french toast.

bagel by Relic January 15, 2005

bagel 

probably the best thing your tastebuds will ever meet. you can eat a bagel anywhere at any time.

lila: “dude i had the best bagel this morning”
devyn: “was it an everything bagel?”

bagel by scoopmypoop69 May 7, 2019

bagel 

John Fitzgerald

John Fitzgerald is a bagel

bagel by yurtty September 12, 2019

bagel 

v. when you violently attack someone with bagel to the face... or head area. it's even better if the person falls over. it's usually only necessary if the other person is being complete tool.

"that guy totally took the last crossain'wich... he's totally getting bageled."

bagel by Amy M. W. October 8, 2007

Bagel 

a jewish kid being the coolest in school who is the master gamer

all jews can be bagels in the school when other people arent

Bagel by mgcearth June 19, 2006

bagel 

vagina

I'm gon spread my spread all over yo bagel.

bagel by spread man January 17, 2010

bagel 

To be hit with tremondous force, usually when one is not expecting it.

McNabb just got bageled by that linebacker!

bagel by Dantastic September 21, 2005