Albert 

Albert's are usually midgets. Don't let this fool you as if you make one mad, they will not be afraid to beat you half to death. They will break rules that they created. Stay away from Albert's at all costs.

Guy 1: oh uh, Albert is right there!
Guy 2: Shoot dude we need to run!
Albert: Hey guys, where did you all go?
Albert: I have no friends ):

Albert by Lexy_Boy December 2, 2018

Albert 

Imagine the rock, now double that, now dip him in some McNuggets sauce, you get Albert. The sweetest Asian mandem, saucy and intelligent. He's swole enough to steal your shordy any day but smart enough to not mess with the boys. This man will be around for generations to come, with the effects of his arms and his peens, yes peens, will last for generations to cum. Be careful with your main ting around this mandem, he's a force to be reckoned with.

A: Wagwan, broski you tryna post up at a party tonight?
Y: Nah famo, I saw the boydem Albert posted up bare shordies
A: Albert? That man's a wasteyute no lie, I bag bare side tings anyday
Y: My yute, he pined your shordie last night, and then battried your side ting with two other dawgs.

Albert by YOON MCGOON November 24, 2019

albert 

a white piece of shit that ain’t worth a fuck and likes to be a wanna be cowboy

oh look there goes that wanna be cowboy piece of shit albert

albert by albert$7 June 1, 2022

Albert 

sucks at destiny 2

"Have you heard about Albert?"
"Yeah, that guy dumped $1,000 on Fortnite"
"SUS!"

Albert by pickoearf November 17, 2022

albert 

a pussy

omg he's such an albert

albert by Zilbo314 March 13, 2023

Albert 

Albert's the most swaggery guy you'll EVER EVER meet. People like albert a lot esp women which is annoying. He's so smexy, cute, pretty, handsome, adorable, kind, ballsack and penis but refuses to admit it. He's someone that people will never forget. He's also a lil cutiepie turd. Very kissable. love love love cats. overall 10/10 guys. smash. I love. (he's autistic I'm so sure)

person 1: ''hey, albert's doing dumb shit again lmao'
person 2: ''i mean at least he cutie eheheheheheh''

Albert by ur mommys milky titty April 3, 2023

albert 

an autistic spack with no sense of direction and who doesn't have a penis, found in Indonesia making products, spazmoid, albert is not a name

your such an albert

albert by a][vgay October 4, 2018