J.F.K.M.O.L.M.A.I.T.O.Y.F.S.M 

Abbreviated acronym for just fucking kill me or leave me alone I'm tired of you fuckin stalking me

J.F.K.M.O.L.M.A.I.T.O.Y.F.S.M defined as I can see you stalking me so leave me alone or get it over with

J.F.K.M.O.L.M.A.I.T.O.Y.F.S.M by AnnoyedbyBRBS June 10, 2022

M*A*S*H* 

A show about the Korean War that was on for atleast 3 times the actual length of the Korean War.

Sherman T Potter was a pimp.

M*A*S*H* by Henke September 19, 2005

M.A.S.H.

Mansion
Apartment
Shack
House

A popular kids' game where by picking 5 boy/girls' names, 5 cars, 5 car colors, 5 jobs, 5 locations, 5 different numbers of kids, and your "favorite number." Under all these lists you put Mansion, Apartment, Shack, House. Count with your "favorite number," marking off an item as you hit that number, until one of each list is left. You should have your husband/wife, # of kids, car, car color, job, location, and type of house you live in. Purely entertainment of course.

Guy 1:"Dude I played M.A.S.H. last night!!!"
Guy 2:"You're like what....15? A little old for that aren't you???"

M.A.S.H. by Flamescream February 4, 2006

M*A*S*H-turbating 

Masturbating to the movie or television show M*A*S*H.

Person 1: "Hey, I noticed there was a box of tissues next to the living room TV and your complete series box set of M*A*S*H was out. You weren't..."

Person 2: "Yes, I was M*A*S*H-turbating."

M*A*S*H-turbating by Mr.ChrisHansen October 23, 2012

M*A*S*H* 

The best damn T.V. show in the world! M.A.S.H stands for mobile army surgical hospital. the plot of the show is about doctor hawkeye pierce,doctor john trapper,major hot lips holohan,farett face frank burns,radar o'riley,max klinger,sherman potter and major charles emerson winchester the third. hawkeye and trapper (later Trapper leaves And B.J. honneycutt arives) preforme meat ball surgery in korea in the 1950's. to keep sane they drink homade gin,chase nurses and pull pratical jokes. M*A*S*H ran from 1972-1983 it is one of the most popular shows of all time.

FROM M*A*S*H episode officer of the day.

Hawkeye: I will not carry a gun frank. When i got into this war i had a clear understanding with the pentgon no guns i'll carry your books,ill carry a torch,i'll carry a tune,i'll carry on,i'll carry over,carry forward,cary grant,cash and carry,carry me back to old virginia,i'll even hari-kari if you show me how but i will not carry a gun!!!

So you can see M*A*S*H* is a very pimpish T.V. show.

M*A*S*H* by Biscuit Bega December 30, 2005

M.A.S.K 

Mobile Armoured Strike Kommand

m-m-m-m - MASK!
It's the mighty power that can save the day!

M.A.S.K by mneah May 27, 2003

S.A.M. 

An abbreviation, meaning, 'Secret Agent Monkey'. usuualy this refers to a monkey,usually in a tuxedo and armend with a strong british accent and a golden gun, but can also be used to define how cool someone is.especcialy refers to those named Sam,Samantha,etc.

Oh Teh Noes! It's S.A.M.

S.A.M. by Evilspleen July 28, 2008