the challenge at Cluck U Chicken where you get your picture on the wall and a T-shirt if you eat 12 of the hottest wings in the world in 10 mins w/o water...usually results in intense pain and an ER visit.

Cluck U Employee: "OK you made it, here's the T-shirt."
Friend: "Good job!"
You:
"HOLY SHIIIIIIIIIIT! SHUT UP!!! Get me some milk, food, napkins, water, pepto-bismol, etc etc...NOW BITCH!!! NOOOOOOOWWWWWW before I shoot this fucking hot wing sauce IN YOUR FUCKING EEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH I'm going to DIIIEEE!"

911 Challenge by Nick D February 11, 2003

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911 Call Taker

The unfortunate soul who answers 911 calls and is unable to make fun of you for it, or point out how dumb you are.

Your neighbor's lawn trimmings are getting on your lawn? The kids are throwing a superball near your car? Your 5 year old is out of control and won't go to bed? Your teenager isn't listening to you? The neighbors bush is too big? McDonalds didn't give you exact change? The car in front of you is driving slow on purpose? And it goes on, and on, and on...

911 Call Taker EMERGENCY

My neighbors are playing their tv too loud, it's 3 in the afternoon and my cats usually take a nap right now...

AAAAAHHHHHH!!!!

911 Call Taker by AK5482 April 2, 2011

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911 sauce

When you call the police and jizz your pants at the same time

Help my house is on firaaaahhhhhhhhh... shit that felt good... That's a sweet 911 sauce

911 sauce by Big sack jack March 6, 2015

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911 call taker

the career of helping people with emergencys that dial 911

the career of dealing with ass-holes that call 911 when they don't have an emergency

call taker "911 where is your emergency"
caller "yes officer..are you a dective"
call taker "no sir, i'm just a 911 call taker"

911 call taker by Selena Hart February 22, 2009

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