Satan 

Satan has come forth in human form as dubstep producer Rusko. He is (as of August 2010) involved in an uberEpic battle with his nemesis God (aka deadmau5).

Rusko is the second coming of Satan!!

Satan by Rellik Uzi August 18, 2010

Satan 

the dude God bullies the most

God tells everybody Satan is the source of all evil. In reality, God kills everybody, causes me misery, and Satan just goes around telling everybody the truth about God.

Satan by God can sucks Jesus' balls March 14, 2009

satan 

1.SATAN-

Security Administrator Tool for Analyzing Networks.

2. Commonly know as, the devil.

1. SATAN kept me secure in the mid 1990's.

2. Hail Satan!

satan by Vivec May 16, 2005

Satan 

What your mom looks like.

person 1: hi this is my mom *shows mom*
person 2:OMG YOUR MOMMA LOOKS LIKE SATAN OIGS IN BKANEKTS AND A BAG OF TRUXTON> OMMMMMG
mom: lolwut

Satan by Satan's DAUGHTERRRR December 27, 2012

satan 

The Security Administrator Tool for Analyzing Networks.

A testing and reporting toolbox that collects a variety of information about networked hosts.

Hey guys, have you installed SATAN yet?

satan by Billybob Joebob April 15, 2008

Satan 

Picture Hitler at a NAMBLA convention molesting little boys and holocausting Jews!

THAT's what Satan is!!!!!

Satan by Satan is a sick sadistic asshole!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! January 5, 2005

Satan 

A man of wealth and taste. (After the Rolling Stones.) His role is much maligned. He actually keeps his minions from sticking in the pitchforks that much harder.

Satan:
Allow me to introduce myself, I'm a man of wealth and taste.

Satan by Fearman October 8, 2007