happened 

An abbreviation for "that just happened," used to emphasize someone's wrongdoings or to point out a ridiculous event that simply cannot be overlooked.

"Oh my god, that girl just threw up all over that kids shirt."
"Wow..happened."

"Dude, about last night."
"Happened."

happened by Marcus Shak April 9, 2009

you would never guess what happened 

How every black person starts out a story. It may be a lie, so watch out if you hear this shit.

"Hey Tony, why you look all tore up and shit?"

"Damn man, you would never guess what happened..."

you would never guess what happened by jaydub8907 January 7, 2008

what happened?

smartass comment used when one slips up or makes a mistake, or rips ass, and gets called out on it.

Jake - rips ass
John - Dude that smells like sewage!
Jake "What happened?!"

what happened? by Phatban87 April 26, 2016

What had happened 

This is the opening phrase to indicate that a fictitious story is to follow.

Girlfriend: Oh no you didn't, what is all that white stuff on your boxers... ain't from me brotha!
Lying ass nigga: What had happened was there was a fire at the club and the white stuff that come out the fire extingisher got all my boxers... cus you know baby, I sag a little bit. Then I was tryna get home to you cus I didn't wanna be out all night... and then I didn't have time to wash my boxers off.

What had happened by MrsMcGhee2Your January 11, 2013

what happened?

Non-sensical, over-used replacement for "could you please repeat that?" Generally uttered by white males in the 12-16 year-old demographic. Enhances one's ability to sound like a moron.

Roger: "Hey, Joe, what time is it?"
Joe: "What happened?"

what happened? by ESoro September 2, 2006

why what happened? 

A phrase used in Israel. It has many meanings, and usualy said with contempt. Its many meanings include: "What is your problem?", "Leave me alone", "I did nothing wrong", "No way", etc.
Used mostly by the Arses (rednecks) in Israel.

man1: Give me the 100 NIS you owe me...
man2: Why what happenned????

why what happened? by Yoav moran March 10, 2005

You happened 

When a person says this, they mean when you came into my life, everything's changed. They feel differently, think differently.

Most probably say this to a person you like romantically or want to start a relationship with.

Manisha: What happened?
Arup: You happened!!

You happened by Gizmo Ripper May 5, 2022