Carribean Jerk Herpe 

This is what you get when you eat BW3 carribean jerk wings and mix it up with a pile or ronchy, rank ass puss! Future problems arise as one herpe can cause cancer in your intestinal track and esophagus. Doctors diagnose this as an uncurable disease unless you can find the right mix of semen to cure it. Some girls, not mentioning any names, spend damn and night trapping dick with the intention of curing this horrible cancer.

"Mam, I hate to tell you, but your gonna die soon. It appears that a carribean jerk herpe has infected you and caused a severe cancer to form in your intestines. You have one month to live!"

Carribean Jerk Herpe by Doc Cap Morgans March 3, 2004

herpes 

Adjective used to describe something that is real cool. Similiar slang terms are "Bitchin", "the Shit", and "Tits".

"My parents bought me a car for graduation."
"Wow, man! That's just herpes!"

herpes by Jebus January 15, 2005

herpegonasyphilitous 

someone who is infested with herpes, syphilis, gonoreaha

That nasty bitch has herpegonasyphilitous.

herpegonasyphilitous by angelofsomesort August 22, 2008

herpetitus 

when u drink so much that u get a swollen belly, jaundice, cirrosis, yellow eyes and it occurs within 24 hours of drinking a 6 pac k of iron city beer or low price vodka...
can only be caught on smithfield street in pittsburg, pa

Damn i caught herpetitus with whembley last night....

herpetitus by dj$tress239 September 2, 2009

Herpe Gernade

A friend of yours who has the herp who will give it to people you sugest.

I'm lookin for some on to throw the Herpe Gernade at.

Herpe Gernade by omega123180 February 26, 2010

Herpe Slurpee 

An oral herpe breakout makeout session.

Guy 1: "How was your date with Elizabeth?"

Guy 2: "I was kinda nervous cause of this herpe on my lip, but she had one too, so we made out all night anyway..."

Guy 1: "Ew, total herpe slurpee!"

Herpe Slurpee by dinkydew January 16, 2012

herpes 

after a vigiros hour of having sex with a dog then getting big old ugly warts on your testicles and having andre lick them off

oii last night i got herpes

herpes by 12345673452426g September 29, 2011