herpeghonosiphilaids

is a combonation of every STD on earth but named for the most common, mostly found in the common street hooker on that corner three blocks east from your house in the seedy area of town you avoid like it has herpeghonosiphilaids

if you screw that hooker you will get herpeghonosiphilaids

herpeghonosiphilaids by herpeghonosiphilaids_boy April 12, 2010

herperrific 

Adjective describing a noun that is full of any of the hundreds of herpes viruses present in the world (veterinary and human).

After reading about the fourth or fifth type of herpes virus outbreak in wildlife, the class decided it was a herperrific week in veterinary medicine.

herperrific by HermioneRanger July 1, 2011

Herpasyphilaids 

Person carrying multiple STDS, such as herpes, syphilis, and/or AIDS.

The sailors just got back from Thailand, and every one of them has herpasyphilaids.

Herpasyphilaids by captainnemo August 27, 2012

helpes 

Herpes you get from banging the maid.

I banged the maid and now I have helpes.

helpes by dnodnodno September 25, 2013

herpe curtain 

A beard or any facial hair grown in excess to provide cover for glaring facial herpes and cold sores.

Ex. John: Hey Mike, did you see Paul's herpe curtain today?

Mike: Totally, too bad ginger beards just make it look worse.

beards herpes

herpe curtain by IDontHaveHerpes October 13, 2013

Heres something I whipped up 

In the game Smite, playing as the smith of the gods, it is the act of placing a turret into the field of battle announcing it to your enemies in a somewhat cocky optimistic tone only to have said whipped up turret destroyed within seconds making his hours of whipping up his creation from scratch in his shitty forge down the ass.

Example of a scenario
Announcer: Your left phoenix is under attack.
Player 1: (VDD) Defend!
You*Defending the phoenix from 3 enemies*: "Heres something I whipped up"
*They destroy the turret within 3 seconds*
*Enemies destroy left phoenix**Enemies gank you*
Player 1: (VVGG) Good Game!
Player 1: (VVGG) Good Game!
Player 1: (VER) You Rock!
Player 1: (VVGG) Good Game!

Heres something I whipped up by Mr Macho Goodie November 6, 2013

Herpasiphagonalitis 

Noun; The presence of all STDs known to man in one place.

I just used the truck stop bathroom and I’m pretty sure I picked up Herpasiphagonalitis off the toilet seat!

Man, I raw dogged a random from the bar last night and I’m pretty sure I’ve got herpasiphagonalitis!

Herpasiphagonalitis by Duckfoot069 September 3, 2018