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Turtle Shelling 

The art of hiding an erection while sitting and leaning one's upper torso at a 45 degree angle betwixt one's chest and lap. The owner of said erection then proceeds to arch their back in such a way that makes them appear to be sitting upright. This causes said erection to recede into the body causing a "turtle shell" effect.
"Dude, my Spanish teacher is so hot...she had me turtle shelling all class."
Turtle Shelling by JoPaGeRi.TBC January 2, 2009
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short selling

(FINANCE) borrowing securities for immediate sale, in anticipation of a sharp decline. Short selling requires strong nerves and excellent market timing; it also requires the ability to locate tranches of securities to borrow. If the short seller is correct, then she can buy back the securities at a much lower price, and lock in very high profits with very little initial investment.

Closely related to the concept of a short position. However, a short position includes buying put options (for example), while a long position could include short selling put options. So they are not exactly the same.

If a short sellers are wrong about the market, they are left hastily covering shorts, or buying the item they borrowed at a HIGHER price than they sold it for.
Jim Fisk was a master of the short squeeze; he appeared to cooperate with short selling until he was able to call in loans, forcing his counterparties to cover their shorts.
short selling by Abu Yahya September 2, 2010

THE BEARS CAN SMELL THE MENSTRUATION 

1 a crazy band that has tons of weird songs.
2. what happens when you hire a woman in a group male newscasters(circa Anchorman)
"i hear that bears can smell the menstration"

"you see that, bears now you have endangered the whole station"

"THE BEARS CAN SMELL THE MENSTRUATION"

smelling 

Someone who didn't drink in highschool that ends up at the hospital, and quotes OAR in their away messages.
yo that smelling dry humped a wildebeast on the metro north train
smelling by lasballs April 30, 2006

Sweet Smell of Success 

Odor that comes from the vagina the day after a night of good sex.
My boyfriend and I woke up in the morning to the Sweet Smell of Success.

smellarocious 

like totally rank and smelly, a mix of ferocious and smelly.
reserved for x's and gross brothers.
OMGaa i just went in my brothers room and it's like smellarocious in there!!! gag me!!!

hey smellarocious, fancy a hose down?

u so need a bath u smellarocious dweebo. get away from me!!!
smellarocious by typenamehere December 31, 2006

Smell It Out 

What to do when you are clueless or have exhausted all other options. When in doubt, smell it out
Person 1: How do i get to the White House?
Person 2: I don't know, just smell it out
...ten minutes later...
Person 1: I found it
Smell It Out by larryhooooover December 20, 2010