xbox hands 

When your hands sweat like a bitch playing modern warfare 2, or any really intense game, leaving the controller feeling wet. Noticed especially during a social session of modern warfare 2 where the controller is passed, as well as many bowls, to the next person after each match.

Jesus fagtron 3000 let me get you a towel or something. I know you were tryin to finish off 150 headshots with the FAL, but come on give us a courtesy dry every couple minutes. christ xbox hands over here

xbox hands by dwreck3000 April 30, 2010

Happy Handstand

Inhale marijuana , hold it, do a handstand, exhale after 5 seconds. Some people are unable to perform a handstand without the help of a wall or a friend. Happy handstands can be done with alcohol or drugs. For maximum highness inhale the cannabis while doing the handstand.

Duuude!, I just did a Happy Handstand. I'm so blown!! You have to try it!

Happy Handstand by TheRealByronic August 4, 2010

Unintentional Handjob 

When a female's hand accidently comes in contact with male genitalia.

Mike: Dude! She just went to high-five you and grabbed your genitles! You got a handjob!

Jack: Don't worry mike. She didn't mean to grab my genitles, it was an unintentional handjob.

Mike: OH the U-H! What a classic!

Unintentional Handjob by UHMASTER January 25, 2011

California Handshake 

When a young woman corners you in a mexican restaurant and demands that you grab her breasts. Alcohol is usually involved.

Dude, I was just chilling at Rigos and a girl gave me a California Handshake then offered me a beer.

California Handshake by dstigs April 28, 2011

Bacon Handy 

When having 3 way sex with a plump or fat girl doggie style, her friend or other participants give a handjob to the person penetrating the girl from behind while the sex is at its peak.

"I was nailin fat Suzy from behind and her friend jumped in and started stroking my shaft while we were getting it on"

"oh snap nice one dude, you got a bacon handy!"

Bacon Handy by Oscar Wyld August 25, 2011

brown handshake

When you reach into a used toilet bowl up to your elbow to try to remove a clog.

"Wow James, you were in the bathroom for a while. Did you just do a brown handshake?"

brown handshake by Mr Smoothy November 7, 2012

Self Handjob 

A form of masturbation. Also known as a SHJ.

Carmen inquired if Justin got a SHJ (self handjob) last night.

Self Handjob by Bwhizzle October 13, 2013