Mather 

Math preformed by a very EXTRA person

I'm a great mather

Mather by PaulInett December 25, 2016

Mathew jones 

used a unit of measurement 1 mathew jones = 3 inches

my dick is the size of mathew jones

Mathew jones by givethecakezzz May 16, 2018

Mathew Faulkner 

He loves to have showers with other guys and has a massive forehead. Isn’t he is also know as the big daddy Bigfoot or shower and has suck countless dicks in his time

Mathew Faulkner hopped in the shower

Mathew Faulkner by Nigerian knome July 10, 2020

Mathed

1. Getting hit by math papers under extreme frustration

2. When one is engulfed in pain/math.

Yoy have been MATHED ©

Mathed by Potahtoh November 13, 2020

mathena 

A beautiful baby girl and she has the most prettiest smile, prettiest face I’ve ever seen❤️

Best friend: Hey Mathena your so pretty

Mathena: thanks!

mathena by Dejmathena December 8, 2021

Using Mathematical Equations to find out why the chicken crossed the road 

1. (Idiom) Using a very complicated method or strategy when there is a simpler route that ends up with the same conclusion.

2. (Noun) A scientist in an insane asylum writing on the walls trying out figure out why the chicken crossed the road.

3. A question that has puzzled man for a very long time.

Ex:Using Mathematical Equations to find out why the chicken crossed the road

Lets see... The road is the variable y. x is the chicken...and w is the width of the road. Was the chicken hit by a car? Lets set that as variable q.

-46 Years Later-

Heh heh heh... So close to finishing!!! The chicken... crossed the road...because...

x=324897.453710599487105720982/23857105.3234 X 5^3489.245783-2433.452359157837598283994750175

y=45732658935/435 X 6^6.345722

w=2350701957303958.23095

q=23688.7853574545/534365645 X 235798^4364534577.3

He..he crossed the road... because...FFFUUUUUUUUCCCCCKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!

Who is THE Chicken? Who the fuck is he? Is he a fat chicken ? How fast was he going? (The scientist has now mentally gone insane)

Using Mathematical Equations to find out why the chicken crossed the road by EvilHamster August 1, 2012

Hand me the aux cord 

“Hand Me the Aux Cord” is an expression used to request an auxiliary audio input cable in order to play music off a mobile device.

Me: Hand me the aux cord bro.
Friend: Why?

Me: So I can let u hear that new tay-k 47 song.
Friend: Bet. *hands over aux cord*
Me: *Plays Never Gonna Give You Up*
Friend: Really?

Hand me the aux cord by Anthony__Stifler August 8, 2017