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falcon PUNCH 

The best drink, ever. Dump out half a two liter of Mountain Dew, add a packet of fruit punch flavored gatorade powder, top the bottle off with vodka.
Four words: Mother. Fuckin. Falcon. Punch.

falcon PUNCH gets you laid every. time.

Every party I go to I will get PAWNCHED from this day forth.
falcon PUNCH by lolashleysays October 21, 2010

Falcon Punch 

The act of fisting a woman via punching your hand into her vagina. This is better achieved by adding the words, "Falcon Punch!" whilst performing the act. There is also the much more painful, deadly, and downright disgusting Falcon Kick.
John: Man last night I was with this girl and I couldn't get her to feel anything because she was soo loose.
Jim: Ahh man you should've falcon punched that bitch!

Bill: Last night I falcon punched this chic so bad, it was crazyy!
Jeb: Dude... Did she have to go to the ER? That's fuckin' weird.
Falcon Punch by Big Ben Franklin December 6, 2011

The Falcon 

A man who has "The Falcon" hair cut. He enjoys giving his hair a quick blow job with the hair dryer. He enjoys english and long walks on the beach. He runs from apes. Nicknames include TD, AC, DF.
Look at The Falcon. He is a true AC
The Falcon by AC February 1, 2005

Millennial falcon 

A falcon born between the early 80’s-early 2000’s. There are no precise dates for when this cohort starts or ends; demographers and researchers typically use the early 1980s as starting birth years and the mid-1990s to early 2000s as ending birth years
A millennial falcon’s great expectations stem from feelings of superiority.

blue falcon

The Best Softball team of all time...based in Savannah GA! Who always lose
Hey guys the Blue falcons lost 21 to 1 they ROCK!!!
blue falcon by chris charette April 2, 2005
(to falcon) v. to throw your hands up like you were about to give a big hug in order show disgust or dissappointment. often accompanied by the phrase "are you gonna do it again?"

arms like this -> \_O_/


2. Falcon battle- when two or more persons falcon each other. the person with the biggest wingspan wins.
*Jimmy drops a chemistry beaker*

*teacher throws arms up in air*

Justin: Jimmy, you just got falconed, big time
Falcon by P-Trav April 22, 2009