Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children 

A movie that will never come out... no matter how long its gonna take... -_-;

Evan:I wish that FFVII AC would come out...
Jun: It'll never come out...
Evan: damn.

Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children by asdfqweryu July 23, 2005

children of bodom 

A very talented band, which would be much better with a coherent singer.

Did he just say he was going to eat my mom, or was he talking about flowers?

children of bodom by The Dylan July 19, 2005

Children Of Bodom 

A shit band that every metal n00b is in love with. If you can't backup what's so great about them, or even know the type of genre they supposedly play, chances are, the band is shit.

Metal n00b: OMG Children of Bodom are teh bestest band to ever happens to metal!

Metal Elitist: *Punches faggot to momentarily stun him and proceed to stab ears to a bloody pulp*

Children Of Bodom by I'llHurtYouBitch October 10, 2012

Think about the children 

What homophobes say to justify their own homophobia because apparently kids can't understand trans people.

Normal Person: I'm glad there is LGBTQ+ recognition in this movie. Finally I can relate to this characters struggles.

Insane Entitled White Woman: WHAT?! THINK ABOUT THE CHILDREN!!

Think about the children by a guy named Hashbrown May 31, 2022

Children's Day 

The day that occurs 363-364 times a year... on every day that is not Mother's or Father's Day.

Hey Mom, when is Children's Day? EVERY DAY is Children's Day... are you kidding?

Children's Day by StoleniPod May 25, 2011

beats the shit out of their children 

An alternative to slaps, it is used to describe the quality of a piece of music.

"Man, this song totally beats the shit out of their children"
"ikr it's a good tune"

beats the shit out of their children by borbtimble June 8, 2019

Ghost Children 

Ghost Children are the counterparts of fans of the Smashing Pumpkins in the alternate world of Glass and the Machines of God.
Fans of Glass and the Machines of God are Ghost Children.

What role do the Ghost Children play in the fable of Glass and the Machines of God?

Ghost Children by moonbug November 17, 2006