melonidous 

the severe inflamation of the melons'(aka female possesions, upperdeck)

"omg guys i have melonidous"

melonidous by symptomsweeds May 9, 2009

melon mania

Derisive term for a social gathering where women substantially outnumber men. Cf. sausage fest.

Damn. Who the hell invited all these {other} skanks? This is total melon mania!

melon mania by melonmania June 30, 2011

Melon123 

A fat guy that no life's League of Legends, with a neck beard and a stomach larger than Jabba the hut.

"That's a melon123 right there."

Melon123 by MadTom123 December 14, 2013

melonicious 

A woman with perfectly round breasts that cannot be ignored. Large round breasts begging to be played with. Breasts that makes a man swoon.

Jerry hated having to work next to Barb; she had these melonicious boobs that distracted him from his job.

His little sister was endowed with melonicious hooters and she wasn't afraid to flaunt them in front her brother's buddies.

melonicious by tainochief July 28, 2014

melon cock 

When you have to pee but cannot

Hey bro are you almost done urinating?
Yeah one sec, I just have some major melon cock over here.

melon cock by cabel6969 September 9, 2015

Melanstalgia 

That random feeling of pensive sadness mixed with the sentimental feeling of nostalgia.

Rylee gazed out the window. The rain droplets, passing landscape and music they were listening to filled them with a strange Melanstalgic feeling.

Thinking about my child hood gives me Melanstalgia; It was wonderful being ignorant... Not a care in the world.

Melanstalgia by KawaiipotatoSweg April 19, 2016

melonkoover 

the word "melonkoover" is used for over-weight white teenagers with IQs under 70. the beginning with "melon" basically means that this person has a melon-shaped body. "koover" is a white mentally-retarded person, that has a brain, but it's the size of their balls, which is obviously small.

Jake- "that dumbass white boy is so annoying!"
Ryan- "ya man, that willer is a melonkoover!
Jake- "I heard that he goes to people's houses to just eat food"
Ryan- "dude, it's kinda fucking obvious."
Jake- "haha, and he also got a 55% on his math test."
Ryan- "of course, he's stupid and obese piggy!"

melonkoover by my work of art ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) April 21, 2017