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professional whistler 

Someone who likes to whistle random tunes at random times to avoid the fact that they cannot sing as good.
Just like King Julian, Ashley has taken on being a professional whistler. He can practise at any time, in any place and still know his girlfriend, Monica thinks the effort is adorable!

dick whistler 

A person who sucks dick, or will not drink on a good friends birthday.
Man that fag would not drink on Bob's birthday, he needs to quit being a dick whistler.
dick whistler by Hadnuts December 17, 2007

Pig Whistler 

1: Someone who turns in their friend to the cops for personal gain, personal ego, and/or what they feel is revenge.

2: Someone who pretends to be interested in things to get information for leverage.

3: Someone who looks for things in public to report to the cops.
1: "Yo, did you hear about Tnyko? He's a fuckin Pig Whistler, he fucked up and his friend called him on his shit, so the punk bitch Tnyko decided to call the cops on him."

2: "Don't talk to that Pig Whistler Tnyko, he just stores up any little thing he can blackmail you for."

3: "Tnyko the Pig Whistler's just looking for anything to report to the cops."
Pig Whistler by K7Leetha July 19, 2011

dick whistler 

a. cock sucker
b. Someone who plays the skin flute with pride and power
c. All gay men
d. Chris Collins
"We went to this party but we left early because there were a bunch of dick whistlers there "
"Fuck, was it Chris again?"
"Yeah"

Slippery whistler 

When a woman is in prime orgasm and the pussy farts so knarly that she can play the harmonica with this musical whistle
Dude last night I was having sexual relations with your sister, she started screaming and bam! Out came a slippery whistler. It was like music to my ears.

cum whistler

Someone who whistles while their mouth is filled to the brim with semen.
Person A: Dude, did you see Sally last night?

Person B: Yeah man, she's such a fucking cum whistler!
cum whistler by Roman W February 21, 2010