Wellington, Somerset

Chav city tbh.

Wellington, Somerset. Maybe Taunton a tad bit.

Wellington, Somerset by flubbadubbafish February 3, 2013

dick welding 

Dick welding: The act of having hardcore ball slapping sex. Then pulling out and cumming from the top of the vagina to the bottom welding it together with your cum. After deciding not to cum in her pussy.

Dick welding:

Guy 1: you know Julie?

Guy 2: Yeah that hot girl?

Guy 1: Yeah I dick welded her pussy shut!

Girl 1: You know lucas?

Girl 2: Yeah!

Girl 1: I let him dick weld my pussy shut!

dick welding by Lucas W. June 13, 2017

organic welding 

The use of male ejaculate projected onto another persons mouth or eyes, causing them to stick shut .

She experienced some amazing organic welding last night when I blew my load in her eye and she coudln't open them for 3 hours.

organic welding by Grnspd July 20, 2017

Pilfer the Wellington 

1. To clandestinely steal the Beef Wellington from a neighbor's plate at a dinner party.
2. A baudy, yet intentionally vague, sexual innuendo.

1. "I'm never inviting Sara over for dinner again! I caught her pilfering the wellington!"
2. "Christine, how about we get a few drinks and pilfer the wellington?"

Pilfer the Wellington by Laurence Wellington III May 20, 2013

weeping boner 

when a guy wakes up in the morning and has to take a piss with a boner

bro the other morning had to deal with a raging "weeping boner"

weeping boner by Nrayly December 29, 2019

Wellington High School 

WHS.
Go wolverines.. They say...

No school spirit, A place where the football team sucks, SGA is annoying as fuck, and the rules are irrational. A school where girls AND guys get dress code for their shorts being to short. No shorts, no leggings, no tank tops. Did I mention Wellington is in SOUTH FUCKING FLORIDA where it is usually over 90 degrees? It's a Quite diverse school regarding social classes. 80% rich white kids who ride horses and the other 20% who are poor. probably the only school in the country that girls get judged on how much their purse costs, and where it is socially unacceptable to wear back packs.

Go wolverines... They say..

wellington high school

Wellington High School by Hellington January 31, 2014

Wellington 

The Capital of New Zealand. known as the coolest little Capital in the World. Often windy and stunning on a good day

boring Person: I live in a capital city
coolest person: I live in Wellington NZ

Wellington by ozelement December 8, 2010