Wasabi 

Group of wild ape men That Run around killing off we sell boxes members. They Constantly hunt Gonga Tomas and seek Advice from Mike Pope. They support Jibly, But not Apex Spermwhale, Because he is the fattest man on earth, and a piano slave. Disbanded in 2011, because Oprah, their Manager, was fired , and they went on a killing spree. 2999 lives were lost. Amen .

" Oh, you mean those Hairy Apes , WASABI!!

Wasabi by Gabby Spermwhale August 6, 2011

Wasabi 

Putting ones penis into another mans ass and repeatedly clapping those cheeks until they are about to cum, then pulling out and cumming into the other mans eyes.

Hey boys want a wasabi yahhhhhs slay

Wasabi by TooBigTs January 17, 2019

Wasabi 

Wasabi is a very hot food. Do not play with it, I’ve had a whole spoonful of it before and it hurt.

James: Yo bro, wanna try some of that wasabi?

Tom: Hell yeah dude, dab me up.

James: Here you go.

Tom: OH MY GOD JAMES HELP I’M DYING

James: haha weakling

Wasabi by SuperiorChad November 9, 2021

wasabi fart

Quite simply, the day-after farts following a nice sushi deluxe dinner. Possibly, the most toxic farts known to man, with significant and lasting scent notes that linger for many minutes. It is said the recordable barometric levels have dropped significantly after one of these is unleashed.

I dropped the yeti to the ground after I unleashed a toxic wasabi fart in his general vicinity.

wasabi fart by Bo Regard March 21, 2009

Wasabi Nigga Butthole

When an African American male uses wasabi as a substitute for lube in the act of anal sex.

Oh dat nigga Bobby doin wasabi nigga butthole to Brittney

Wasabi Nigga Butthole by Lil Dougie 69 June 10, 2019

Wasabi Nigger 

A Japanese Black Person

We went to a Japanese steakhouse and our waiter was a wasabi nigger.

Wasabi Nigger by Harold Fitzpatrick November 6, 2010

Wasabi Effect 

A phenomenon described by the sudden and rapid transference of wasabi from the inside of someone's mouth to their eye. Causes inflamation and redness of the eye.

Also known to cause a flailing of limbs, and expletive phrases to shoot forth from the subject's mouth in panic.

Subject: "I was crunching wasabi peas and one just shot out of my mouth into my eye! Fuck!"
Observer: "The Wasabi Effect in practice. Go wash your eye out."

Wasabi Effect by tristanx February 6, 2010