Mod Warning 

A wide-based way of saying "the person whom this message is directed at is the son of a motherless goat-whore, bred by a small family of black jews who are half-retarded, resulting in the fully retarded offspring at whom this is directed. also, fuck cripples"

"Mod Warning: Please keep sexual and racial slurs out of chat"

Mod Warning by Nignoggin January 22, 2009

cat wearing glasses 

u've probably seen this gif in the define word

why is the cat wearing glasses

cuz hes mating and cant see the hole of the cat woman

cat wearing glasses by internetnerd801 February 25, 2021

global warming 

when fossil fuels are burned from cars and other gas using vehicles. Since carbon dioxide is a greenhouse gas it causes heat by it sucks infrared radiation that causes heat and makes it so it is hard for the sun rays to escape.

Dude all this global warming is going to make polar bears extinct.

global warming by A1YDZ January 17, 2008

Global warming scoffers 

A small group of people who say that there is no global warming.Which is similar to when in history the news came out that there smoking causes cancer and there was a small group of people who said it didn't and who were supported by the cigarette companies.
The world has a choice it can believe the scientific communityand work to stop it or those global warming scoffers till it's too late.

Global warming scoffers are crackpots.

Global warming scoffers by Deep blue 2012 February 14, 2010

Global warming crisis 

a crisis that is unique in human history where the climate is warming because of human activity. which may affect the ability to grow food and cause global starvation, mass extinction, rise of sea level, and perhaps a new ice age due to the shuting down of the thermohalene ocean current.

can the global warming crisis be stoped?

Global warming crisis by Deep blue 2012 August 24, 2009

Waving a chipolata in the Mersey Tunnel 

The sexual act, when performed with a woman of generous genital proportions. Or a man of diminutive proportions. Or both.

She was so loose I thought I'd have to strap a board across my arse to stop myself falling in. It was like waving a chipolata in the Mersey Tunnel.

Waving a chipolata in the Mersey Tunnel by Kojak October 28, 2003

global warming 

Noun. The heating of the Earth's temperature as a result of abundant greenhouse gases from mankind. Although global warming is the consensus of the world's scientists, just like plate tectonics, evolution, or gravity, there are skeptics who tend to think other wise. Even if you don't think it exists, it is still no reason not to live a sustainable (or "green", whatever) lifestyle. That's what we call a win-win situation. However, the people that don't think it exists are basically looking for a reason to justify their fear of getting rid of their material possessions they hold so dearly; be it a car, hamburger (large carbon footprint), air conditioner, etc.

The people against the conservation of our earth are the reasons global warming exists. Don't be another coward unwilling to make a change. Do yourself, others, and the planet a favor by researching sustainable alternatives to lower your carbon emissions and contribute in the preservation of the world. Caring about something other than yourself doesn't make you a hippie, it makes you a human being.

global warming by Mutual Respect October 26, 2009