Mexican Waitress
"I was fucking this chick in the ass, and she pulled a mexican waitress, and now my sheets are permanently stained
Mexican Waitress by gerry polomo January 27, 2008
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A Waitress Farewell
When a waitress or waiter at an eating establishment (like an IHOP or Waffle House or Applebees) says goodbye to a customer..and tells them to come back soon aware (or unaware) of the fact that customer may never come back or at the very least probably won't come back soon. Ever.
"come back and see us soon sweetie!"
the words "come back and see us soon" are frequently used in a waitress farewell.
the words "come back and see us soon" are frequently used in a waitress farewell.
A Waitress Farewell by BruceSpringssteam July 7, 2009
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Banff Waitress
Before we continue, I have to be a Banff Waitress.
Origin: The Globe and Mail Aug 6 2010
"Welcome to Banff. home of service with a vacant stare."
Origin: The Globe and Mail Aug 6 2010
"Welcome to Banff. home of service with a vacant stare."
Banff Waitress by Canuck words June 19, 2012
Pre-Waitress
Pre-Waitress by Reckz Izzzzle March 2, 2014
Creampie waitress
A female who takes cum all day during her shift to come and watch daddy get on his knee and be a good boy and tongue fuck his wife's tight cum filled pussy while watching it drip on his face.
"Wifey" tells the daddy that he better eat all his dinner n be a good boy cuz momma is tired and not cooking tonight...
"Wifey" tells the daddy that he better eat all his dinner n be a good boy cuz momma is tired and not cooking tonight...
Creampie waitress works all day to bring home dinner daily piping hot... Daddy ordered his wife to come home cum filled, so like a good wifey she got filled up so daddy could be satisfied 💞
Creampie waitress by James'SexyCougarSheri June 19, 2022
Hot Waitress Economic Index
Hot Waitress Economic Index (HWEI) is an unofficial and controversial economic indicator suggesting that when the economy tanks, suddenly all the servers at restaurants become ridiculously attractive because hot people who normally work better-paying jobs are forced to wait tables. The hotter your server, the more fucked the economy probably is.
The HWEI is one of the many weird indicators that people have used to make sense of the economy. Advertisements by the United States Marine Corps, sales of men's underwear, and even lipstick sales are just a few of them.
You can expect to see tougher marine recruitment ads on TV in a difficult economy because they meet recruitment goals quickly in down economies. They don't have to worry about scaring people away. Men's underwear sales will dip (that pair might last a little longer) and lipstick sales will go up because it's a relatively inexpensive personal luxury.
The HWEI is one of the many weird indicators that people have used to make sense of the economy. Advertisements by the United States Marine Corps, sales of men's underwear, and even lipstick sales are just a few of them.
You can expect to see tougher marine recruitment ads on TV in a difficult economy because they meet recruitment goals quickly in down economies. They don't have to worry about scaring people away. Men's underwear sales will dip (that pair might last a little longer) and lipstick sales will go up because it's a relatively inexpensive personal luxury.
Kevin: Damn, my waitress last night was hot, why is she working at The Cheesecake Factory?? According to the Hot Waitress Economic Index, we're definitely heading for a recession.
Hot Waitress Economic Index by Sickomonster March 4, 2025